The Beatles somehow come back for a one off show, how do you get the crowd to pa

Question:

The Beatles somehow come back for a one off show, how do you get the crowd to pay attention to you instead?

Not just 'cause you're an attention seeker, i can't think of any other legitimate reason...but what do you think would be so amazing it would take peoples eyes off that?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Well Jesus couldn't, that's for sure...

Jesus could do pretty much anything the hell he wanted. I can't. You join/kill the Beatles. Although I wouldn't, because they are just too goddam charming to kill, and if Jesus isn't worthy of joining em, neither am I.