Another Haiku challenge- Significant Other?

Question:

Another Haiku challenge- Significant Other?

Please write a humorous Haiku about your boyfriend, girlfriend or Spouse.

- points for format and humor-

Newbies:
Haiku - Japanese poem consisting of three lines arranged in a syllable count of 5-7-5

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

If sugar and spice
is what a girl is made of
then who did I marry