What is a remarkable contradiction or hypocrisy or paradox within your life?

Question:

What is a remarkable contradiction or hypocrisy or paradox within your life?

like you spout and pontificate about x to someone but then you go and do y when they are not around

note: i suspect i am using one of these words incorrectly (contradiction or hypocrisy or paradox ) and i will be appropriately chastised by some rightious school teacher here....go for it!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

,Please for give me, but paradox? After a few drinks, I AM wonderING how is it ,that you haveSO MANY QUESTioN TO share? i REALLY LIKE YOU, AND CAN ONLY GUESS THAT i AM SEEING DOUBLE, mY pARADOX i GUESS. mAYBE IT'S MY TURN TO ASK THE