Florida residents- What is your favorite bogus information to give out when a sn

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Florida residents- What is your favorite bogus information to give out when a snowbird or tourist asks?

When I am asked for directions to Disney or the beach or wherever, I like to say, "Take I-95 north for about 1000 miles. You can't miss it!" Now that i live in the Tampa Bay area, I substitute I-75 for I-95. When asked about alligators, I tell folks to stay off of the golf course because anyone wearing black socks with sandals is a sure target for hungry gators. What bogus/ funny things do you like to tell those folks?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I tell them to feed the large flocks of sea gulls and promise them they won't get pooped on!