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Can anyone help me write a poem about Kevin Federline and Brtiney Spear's relationship?

I need to write a poem about Kevin Federline and Britney Spear's relationship for school (don't ask.. haha). Any ideas on how to maybe start? Or maybe a funny line I could use? thanks so much!! Any help...big or small would be appreciated!!


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Here are some starter verses that you can mess with. They aren't great, but they can give you a starting point.

First she married Jason,
The poor sorry sap.
Then suddenly came K-Fed:
What??s up with that crap?

The first marriage annulled,
The second late to file.
The press lapped it up,
With Britney preggies all the while.

Now two babies later
And K-Fed??s partying to excess,
Britney has enough and
K-Fed is Fed-Ex to the press.