Friendship poems, funny and modern??

Question:

Friendship poems, funny and modern??

i'm trying to make a scrapbook for my housemate who is moving back to Lituhania. Can anyone help by giving me some modern/funy poems, quotes and sayings? want to fill it out with some funky bits and pieces. i know she loves the purple ronnie stuff but their website is down!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

You drive me round the bend
my friend.
Go back from where you came
your so lame.
I did this poem for you
cos you like purple ronnie