Need ideas for a get well card?

Question:

Need ideas for a get well card?

we're writing this huge card for a friend in hospital with "50 reasons why you should get better" nothing too serious all funny silly stuff. ( They all start like that: you need to get better because, e.g. your car needs a good wash ...) any ideas???

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

tell them they owe you money and you need them to get better honest but funny @ the same time