Poetic Sandwich?

Question:

Poetic Sandwich?

Describe all the aspects of your favorite sandwhich in the most poetic way possible. Do not write a peom.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Superfluous salami and Swiss.
Oh how you tantalize me, turkey.
I say tomato. You say tomahto.
Lettuce imagine a greater gift.
Enveloped in sourdough.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?