I got up today, one morning!. The sky was gray and depressing, like my soul!. Nobody likes me!. Like, yesterday at school, a strange boy who I don’t know, just kissed me!. Why doesn’t anybody NOTICE ME!!? I love Edwardo!.
So anyways, I got up this morning, and crawled out of bed!. I put on my slippers!. I like my slippers, but they’re old!. Charlie (AKA; DAD) should buy me new slippers!.
But anyways, I got out of bed and put on my slippers!. I trudged into my bathroom to get ready!. I looked at the sink!. Then I looked in the mirror!. I look as boring as this story!.
I have long, dark brown hair that went down over my shoulders!. I have big eyes, that look almost soulless, yet sexy!. My skin is as pale as the moonlight!. I’m like, so boring!.
But anyways, I woke up this morning and got ready for school!. I didn’t eat breakfast, because that’s what fat girls do!. Although I’m fat (I weigh 60 pounds, EW), I need to lose some weight!.
I love Edwardo!. He’s so sexy!.
So anyways, I got up this morning, skipped breakfast and got in my old, battered up truck!. It’s stinky and smells like peppermints that were stuck on the bottom of a smoking clown’s ***!. But I really like that smell!. It smells like Jacob’s Uncle, and I like him because I like people in wheelchairs!. I don’t discriminate!.
But anyways I’m driving in my truck, and I’m glad that everybody else has shitty cars, because I don’t want to stand out!. I want to blend in!. But yeah, I stopped my truck after parking it!. Then I unbuckled!. Then I opened the door!. Then I got out of my truck!. Then I stood in the middle of the road next to my truck!. A car almost hit me!. But that’s not important to the story!.
So anyways, I walked into the school and went to the front office!. The lady at the desk was like, “Are you Isabella Swan!?”
And I was all like, “It’s Bella!.”
And she was all, “Oh!. Okay then!.”
And I stood there!.
And then she was all like, “Here’s a map I drew for you!.”
I took it and thanked her, and then I went to science class!. It was easy to find because of the map!. The lady at the desk was so sweet!. But here I can’t be sweet!. Because then I’ll stand out!. I want to blend in!. Has Edwardo noticed me yet!?Www@QuestionHome@Com