Do you like my Twilight Poem?

Question: Do you like my Twilight Poem!?

I believe this Twilight obsession has become so dire, I decided to make a poem out of it!.

Twilight is the new black to some
A book for teenage Muggle girls
The new world-wide phenomenon
Some are obsessed and it makes some hurl!.

Full of plot-holes, cheesy lines
A obsessive book like no other
Cliche ideas, tacky literature
I hope the author doesn't make another!

Bella is a sad selfish mortal
Obsessed with a sparkly boyfriend
Whiney, clingy, manipulative,
Her authority is hard to comprehend!.

Edward, sparkles his way through fiction
Rounding up girls with his pale cold skin
Creating an obsession throughout the world
Although I find him pretty dim!.

I believe, there is something behind
This insane, addictive obsession
I think Imperius curses are inlaid
In the books at the authors discretion

So do you agree, with my view
These books are not as they seem
Creating zombies out of teenage Muggle girls
Help me to destroy this evil scheme!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I don't usually favor this kind of thing, but I totally laughed my socks off!. Thank you, Professor Snape, for this hilarious poem!. I totally loved your Potions class but I never knew you had such wit hidden up your wand-sleeve!. Kudos!!
And, we all know you care for Harry, Sev!. JK Rowling told us!. No use trying to hide it!.

LuthienTWww@QuestionHome@Com

i liked it!. a lot!.
and im sorry for pointing this out (grammar freak) but on the second stanza it is supposed to be "An obsessive" not "A obsessive" !.!.!.!. yeah!.
other than that, pure genius!. also i loved the way you connected Harry Potter into this!. ^_^Www@QuestionHome@Com

Thank you Professor Snape, for imparting us with these words of wisdom!.
I agree that Twilight is an atrocity to literature and it must be stopped! Your theory on the Imperius is intriguing!. I must do more research!.!.!. To the library!Www@QuestionHome@Com

wow, you must have a really exciting life, that all you can dwell on is a book that you didn't enjoy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nice poem!. A breath of fresh air!. And you let the lines rhyme as well! Genius! I don't think I could pull that off, to be honest with you, Professor!.

~Zara Sahana 007Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nice, you left out the good bits though!.!.!.

There's no mention of paedophilia or necrophilia anywhere in this poem!.!.!. I'm rather disappointed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

hahaha
good poem!
LOVE THAT LAST PART!

So do you agree, with my view
These books are not as they seem
Creating zombies out of teenage Muggle girls
Help me to destroy this evil scheme!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haahhaha!

You're a genius!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

this is great!

i enjoyed it!. and its so true, this ridiculous obsession with mediocre stories is getting WAY out of hand!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Don't quit your day job!.

But LOLZ!.

If you ever get fired write comedy poetry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

omg!. that!. was!. pure!. GENIUS!!!
you have such a way with words!!!
seriously, best poem ever!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes Professor!. I loved it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

okay!. i guess you're cool!.!."snape"!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

yes, i love it!.!.!.so true!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lol,that was awesome!
I'm so glad you're back!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hah, I loved it!. Kudos to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Im sorry, for a Poem!.!. it sucks
For the about "twilight"
truth really honst!.
but stick to your teaching!.!.!.
your not a povent!.
:D

P!.s!. there are wayyyyyyy better vampires books out there, Twilight just a love story!. T-T and i wish people would leave me alone about my name!.!. im not a twilight wanna be fan!.!. thats my name, my real life day to day name!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Idk you seem to hate the book and i seem to hate your poem sorry you said my opinon and i gave it to youWww@QuestionHome@Com

yes, i must agree!.!.!. but don't u think your Harry Potter obsession is a little worse!?Www@QuestionHome@Com