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Question: Twilight fans!.!.!.what do you think of this!? Hilarious!.!.!.!.!?
I-luv-Edward-Cullen’s guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK!.

1!. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole!.
2!. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it!.
3!. Give him mouthwash for his birthday!. Tell him he has dog breath!.
4!. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him!.
5!. Throw silver spoons at him!. (It’s a werewolf pun XD)
6!. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants!.
7!. Paint his motor bike hot pink!.
8!. Buy him a cat!.
9!. Name it Edward!.
10!. Buy him dog food!. Act offended when he won’t eat it!.
11!. Ask him what he’s getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present!.
12!. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs!.
13!. Ask him how he lost to an old man!.
14!. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15!. Lock him in a room with Edward
16!. Post the results on YouTube
17!. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and he’s not invited!.
18!. Tell him he’s not a REAL werewolf, he’s just a shapes shifting loser!. (Breaking Dawn reference)
19!. Ask him about puberty!.
20!. Force him to watch Shark boy and Lava girl
21!. Ask him if he thinks Taylor Lautner looks hot in a tight leather suit (Shark boy and Lava girl Reference)
22!. Tell him he’s Remus Lupin and Sirius Black’s crack child!.
23!. When he doesn’t believe you, ask him why his last name is BLACK, and he’s a WEREWOLF!.
24!. Post the reactions online when he puts the pieces together!.
25!. Every time he does something nice say, 'Good boy!'
26!. Show him the honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn!.
27!. Post his reaction on YouTube!.
28!. Tell him to sit and wave a dog biscuit in his face!.
29!. Buy him a dog bed for his birthday
30!. Ask him if he’ll be your ‘guard dog’!. (Breaking Dawn Reference)
31!. Show him Edward/Bella fan art, particularly ‘PG-13 – NC17’ Rated things
32!. Start an ‘Edward dazzles me’ fan club and elect him as president!.
33!. Force him to attend the meetings, every week!.
34!. Ask him if he actually drinks out of the toilet
35!. Refuse to believe him when he says no!.
36!. Ask him if Edward dazzles him!.
37!. When he says no, use his (ANNOYING) catch phrase!. “Sure, Sure!.” Just to piss him off!.
38!. Ask him if he knows the only thing worse than imprinting on a two year old!. When he asks, tell him ‘imprinting on a two day old girl, that just so happens to be your arch enemy’s vampire/human child’!. (Breaking dawn SPOILER!.)
39!. While he’s sleeping put ketchup packets all around his bed, making it impossible to get out of bed!.
40!. Laugh at him when he tries anyway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
i like jacob but some of that stuff was pretty funny!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hahaha, very funny =) I especially liked the one about him being Lupin and Sirius' crack child!. HystericalWww@QuestionHome@Com

This is very idiotic and has nothing to do with anything remotely and honestly asking a question!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i like number 32!!and 40!!! and just about all of them!!! hahaWww@QuestionHome@Com

That was hilarious cuz I hate Jacob!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ha ha thats so funny!!

I love twilight, read the 4 books and watched the movie :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haha i likes that!. haha its funy!

im stealing taht, for my blog, on nex!. Sorry!. :PWww@QuestionHome@Com

LOL yeah! If I ever meet Jacob there's alot of stuff I need to do!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOL thats gdWww@QuestionHome@Com

i am a fan - and u have lots of time on your hands!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

thats !.!.!.interesting!.!. lol!.!. hey listen to the song 'jacob black' by the mitch hansen band!.!. its funny too!.!.!.

Hey since your a twilight fan i gotta ask!.!.!.did anyone else notice emmett EATING during the lunch scene right before eric asks about La Push!.!. its really quick, she looks at their table and edward is throwing his hissy fit and throwing the food down or w/e!.!.!. and emmett is munching on food!.!. ACK! big no noWww@QuestionHome@Com