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Question: Harry Potter vs!. Twilight-Reasons for HP's awesomeness =D!?
I've read both series (sadly), and I am ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE with HP! <3

It's my favorite series in the whole wide word =D Was, is, and forever shall be! But NOOO!

Everyone's comparing them with!.!.!.that thing!. Ugh!.

I only read for Alice Cullen!.

And it was a waste!.

Anyways, I've heard lots of reasons why HP is better (THANK YOU ALL) and such and such!.

Some of my reasons are:

1!. About the authors: Stephenie Meyer has the attitude of a seven year old horny fangirl!. When she leaked Midnight Sun, she started BAWLING and was something like:

SM: NUUU! HOW DARE YUU ALL! I HATEZ YOU GUYS I ISH NOT RITE TWILIGHT ANYMORE HWO DARE YUU ALLLLLLL! D=

But for JKR (on DH), she shrugged, said okay, and continued!.

At least SOMEONE is mature!.

2!. SM is a thesaurus writer!. I'm pretty sure she just smacked the whole dictionary in there!. And, for BD or something, instead of using "said" once or twice, she has things like "chattered, gossiped, etc!." I'm not saying those are bad, but SM, sometimes the simplest is the best!. And we all don't need another Twilight book forming on how "hawt" Edward Cullen is!. Because he's not!.

3!. JKR has secrets from the Philosopher (sp!?)/Sorcerer's Stone revealed in Deathly Hallows!. I think the only secret in Twilight was that Edward was a Vampire, which revealed two chappies later >!.>

4!. SM's plot is so cliche!. I can name probably 999,999,999 other books with "mortal girl falls in love with OMG perfect Vampire!. The end!."
!.!.!.Where as JKR's is new, fresh, and intriguing =D Who else can develop magical spells, characters, subjects, and all these cool thing-a-ma-jigs ^^

I sure as hell can't!.

5!. Haven't you noticed at the end of EVERY book she adds new Vampires!? And their names: Ugh, no offense to peeps who have these names, but when I think of a Vampire named "Bree" or "Tanya" I don't think of the most beautiful person on this planet!.
Though in HP, "Harry," "Ron," and "Hermione" seem to blend in with the story and settings!.

6!. JKR actually teaches LESSONS in the book (friendship, honesty, loyalty, generosity, I could go on!.!.!.) whereas SM only teaches one lesson!.
!.!.!.Which is practically common sense!.

The only lesson she taught was (which I got a flame from some Edward-crazed fangirl) said:

OMFG OMFG OMG OMG WTF OMFG YOU *****! TWILIGHT IS UBER AWESOME IT IS LIKE THE BEST BOOK EVER YOU ARE DUMB B/C IT IS AWESOME! AND HP SUCKS! TWILGIHT ACTAULLY TEACHES A LESSON IT TEACHES THAT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!.!.!.Duh!.

!.!.!.
I think the world's intelligence has gone down!. Literally!.

7!. SM uses dramatic titles and pretty pictures for her books (okay, I had to admit that!.!.!.)!. "Twilight," "New Moon," "Eclipse," and "Breaking Dawn," all have pretty pictures and titles and crap, but the only meaning for the title was in Eclipse where Jacob says:

"I can't fight an eclipse (Edward)!."

also: WHY THE **** DID SM MAKE JACOB IMPRINT ON BELLA'S DAUGHTER!?! Yeah, next thing I know, I'm gonna fall in love with the former love of my life's son, who's not even A YEAR OLD!.

8!. Edward sparkles!.

!.!.!.What!. The!. Crap!.
When I think of a Vampire, I think "blood! Fangs! KILL!" but NO!. He-
SPARKLES!.
IN THE SUN!.
WHEN THEY GO IN THE SUN, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FREAKING DIE!.
NOT SPARKLE!.
DIE!
!.!.!.How manly is that!?
You know, Bella says she loves Edward for his "marble skin" and crap like that!.
Pretty soon, she's gonna leave him for a granite cliff or countertop!.

If you guys also hate Twilight, check out these links:

1!. http://www!.twilightsucks!.com/ (I am HP4EvaAntiTwilight on there)
2!. Burning Twilight: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=zk1KoHQ_W!.!.!.
3!. Deviant art-Ye Olde Twilight (A PARODY)
4!. GAH! There was a list on twilightsucks!.com about colors and stuff, something going like:

Bedroom: WHERE EDDIEKINS AND BELLBELL GET IT ON!. LOLZ!.

!.!.!.It was annoying, but funny!.

PLEASE POST YOUR REASONS WHY HP IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! =DWww@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I am trying to be very neutral in my opinion here, but seeing as I am a die hard HP fan, I'll try my best!.!.!.
So!.!.!.!. I think the plot of Twilight is very cliched!. Harry Potter is one of a kind!.
Twilight, the romance is over hyped and the characters are plain weird!.
Harry Potter, the romance is subtle and heart breakingly sweet (wow!!)!.
The characters are adorable and are cherishable!.
Twilight, very superficial!. Bella can't make up her mind!.
Harry Potter, true blue and makes you wanna cry!.
Edward vs Harry
No competition, I swear!.!.!. (Why the F does Edward agree to make love to Bella even if it hurts her!?!?!?!?)
As for anime, the anime that makes me feel as deeply
as HP did, it's the great Naruto (this is the otaku personality speaking)!. Naruto just makes you feel so deeply!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

thing is, Harry Potter is real! I should know!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

harry potter is funny has meaning it isnt common its unique original and you wanna keep reading it not to mention the movies are amazing and its totally a thing to obsess over

twilight is just another one of those books that somehow got famous because of tweenyboppers it has no meaning its not original i love romance chick books but this got so annoying i dont even wanna read or watch the movie and basically yah pick me i love hp <3Www@QuestionHome@Com

omg!. you rock so hard!. please, i am absolutly one hundred percent not being sarcastic at all!. you wrote that exactly like i would if given the opportunity!. like!.!.!.wow!. you were totally in my brain or something when you wrote all that!. if i knew you in real life, i would give you a high five and a cookie for being so awesome!. like, good points, and written in a VERY amusing way!. im sitting at work giggleing about how true your points are, and how you wrote them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Grow up; get over it!.

Thanks for the 2 points!. You have now been reported!.Www@QuestionHome@Com