10 point for the best short story or blog...not more than 40 lines?

Question: 10 point for the best short story or blog!.!.!.not more than 40 lines!?
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Kimberly, Kimberly Ronald, I hated school too much nonsense!. I can't believe I had even stayed there for 16 years, it was a bit better because I had moved from school to school all around the America!. Washington, Hollywood, Los Angele's, Ohio, Alabama, Arizona, Seattle and the list goes on!. As you can tell my family loves to travel and I wanted to travel but to somewhere where vampires lived!. When I was 5 I got attacked by a vampire, Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I am a vampire, my parents don't know but I can control myself!. Every year they took my family somewhere different and this year it turned out to be Transylvania!. I had been to most of the world in my 13 years of hu,man life and 2 years in my immoratal life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Bill came down stairs for breakfast and there was the maid in a short skirt and no knickers leaning over the cooker!. Make love to me she said and so he did right from behind!. Afterwards he asked what had prompted her request and she said!. "The egg timer has broken and I needed to time a boiled egg"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Once upon a time there was a kid named Shelbee!. She enjoyed skateboarding, longboarding, snowboarding, and being with her friends!. Then one day a bad man came and took away all of here boards!. So she called up Severus Snape and told him to go after this bad man!. And so he did, he retrieved all the skateboards and snowboards!. When he got back Shelbee thanked him and asked if he would like to go snowboarding!. He said yes!.

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One day I woke up!.
The next day, I slipped into a coma!.
A few days later, I awoke with a headache!.
All is well now!.

Amazazing!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Short story !? - what about!. Please be a little more specific!. Plus, what are you going to do with it afterwards!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

One day i wrote a pointless answer to a pointless question on YA!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a lovely little sausage named Baldrick!. The end!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why!?
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