How does Edward Cullen get an erection? Impossible?

Question: How does Edward Cullen get an erection!? Impossible!?

This guy has a bunch of sex with human and vampire Bella in Breaking Dawn

since his blood doesn't circulate, and his physical appearance never changes, what the hell is going on!? hahahaha

so many flaws in this story, but entertainingWww@QuestionHome@Com

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I know right!. Idiocy!.

Apparently, her explanation was
"Venom flows blood-like to fill areas" or something along those lines!.

How does it flow!? He hath not a beating heart within his chest!
And if it just kind of!.!. trickles there, then well, if I were Bella, I'd be pretty pissed at the result!.
"Oh baby, I'm so trickling for you right now"
"Uh yeah, Jacob's looking finer and finer every second!. Zomg!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

'Vampires are physically similar enough to their human origins to pass as humans under some circumstances (like cloudy days)!. There are many basic differences!. They appear to have skin like ours, albeit very fair skin!. The skin serves the same general purpose of protecting the body!. However, the cells that make up their skin are not pliant like our cells, they are hard and reflective like crystal!. A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths works as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable)!. A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can move easily in their sockets!. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye!.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can!. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose!. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form!. also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way!. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because vampires use the scents in the air much more than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen)!. Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them!. The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible by venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood!. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum!. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her!.'Www@QuestionHome@Com

UTTERLY DISGUSTING QUESTION, MUGGLE!!!

Is it not enough that I have to listen to all the vile, horny teenagers rave about this, Edward Cullen, almost 24/7!. I hardly want to be thinking about his man muscle!.!.!. or in his case, vampire muscle! Such a vile thought!

This is far worse than I could have imagined!. The vampires must be stopped!

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

How do vampires exists!? Impossible!?

Its the same thing!. Just like Stephenie Meyer was able to create a series of novels that star sparkling vampires, Edward is somehow able to have erections!. It's only a book, a damn good one at that!.

meganWww@QuestionHome@Com

Oh, yes it's special venom! Oh, that makes all the sense in the world!

Well creepy was all that!. Isn't she doing it with a corpse!? Did Meyer not stop to think once that that was just a bit sick!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

yeah your right!. what i dont get is how male vampires can have kids, like edward did with bella, but female vampires cant coz otherwise rosalie would have!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

That is a disgusting question young Muggle!.

I am going to use examples such as your question in my report to the Daily Prophet!!!

DEATH TO TWILIGHT!Www@QuestionHome@Com

HAHAH!. good question!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I've asked so many questions of this book, and it all boils down to "how do vampires even exist!?"
so i dunno!. by magic!? lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

he is hard as stone and so is his penis!.
=D
maybee!.!.!. i really have no idea!.
magic possibly!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOL good question, i found i was asking questions more like 'can they cut their hair!?'Www@QuestionHome@Com

He's hard as stone or diamond or whatever!. Perpetually, and all over (except when he needs to move, but ignore that for the sake of the question - logic doesn't belong in the Twilight universe)!. So while he can't get an erection in the usual sense, he is pretty much always hard!. :P

Yeah, impossible!. Not surprising, with the rest of the sciencefail (amongst others) going on!.

Edit: Well, it might _feel_ soft to Bella, but the actual composition of his body wouldn't change!. He'd still physically be the same way, so he'd still be hard whether he feels soft to her or not!.

Am I actually justifying this!? SMeyer fails, we'll leave it at that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com