The man opposite me on the train
Whom I am sure has a formidable brain
Has somehow forgotten to tie his laces
Like me sometimes there are many “in cases”
In case I have to enter a Japanese house
In case I have to kill an uninvited mouse
In case I have to save a damsel in distress
Who fell overboard in a very short dress
In case I meet a barefooted dancing partner
That I have to swish round and try to outsmart her
In case I COME ACROSS A PRESIDENT ASSHOLE
AND TRY TO HURT HIM THE HEEL WITH MY SOULWww@QuestionHome@Com