Got any funky Twilight sayings?

Question: Got any funky Twilight sayings!?

I'm a huge Jasper fan, a huge Edward fan, and a huge Emmett fan!. I love all the characters but mainly those 3!. I've already come up with "Send me a Jasper Hale storm!" Anyone got anything!? I'm desperate!. Thanks a mil!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I saw a Twilight trailer spoof on youtube, it was really funny, and your question made me think of it, so I'm gonna tell you!

"Are you afraid!?"
"Only afraid of loosing you !.!.!. and that burger king guy, he really freaks me out!."
"Wait, what!?"

"Hey! I'm immortal!"

"You brought a snack!."
*Edward hugs candybar to his chest!.*

"So he wants to kill me!?"
"No! He wants my candy bar!"

"He's got unparallel senses !.!.!. except for his sense of fashion, it's a bit off!. And he's lethal !.!.!. except for when he trips, then it's just stupid!."

Hahaha, oh, I re-watched it!. I forgot how funny it was!. lol!. Now I'm smiling!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

ok you know how in the trailer emmetts in a hoody and edward is there at the car and emmett goes ' this is not right edward, she's not one of us"
well me n my friends go
"yo homie, shes not one of us"
coz tha hoodie!. get it//!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

1!.TEAM EDWARD
2!.im with the vampires
3!.if jessica is a witch she can join the party too
4!.bite me
5!.the lion fell in love with the lamb
6!.twilight owns harry poterWww@QuestionHome@Com

Twi-tards are annoying!.
Or Twilight sucks!.

*Watch me get spammed with a bunch of thumbs down! lol*Www@QuestionHome@Com

loooove edward!!

my favorite quote from the books are;

"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb!."

"bella what did you do!? fall down again!? !.!.!. no i punched a werewolf in the face" its a classic! hahaWww@QuestionHome@Com

"Well it's no irritable bowl or grizzlies"-Bella Swan referring to Emmett
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"-Edward Cullen"What a stupid lamb"-Bella Swan "What a sick and masochistic lion"-Edward CullenWww@QuestionHome@Com

well!.!. it's a jacob one but:
"Jacob Black: 108!.9 degrees of pure hotness"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well I am Palestinian, there is no such thing as Israel!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Twilight: Giving a bad name to a pleasant time of day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

twilight and edward are the dumbest things everWww@QuestionHome@Com

What The Hale!? <-get it!? :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

umm!.!.!. how is his name jasper hale!? isn't that rosalie's last name!?!?!? Please answer in additional details!Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Oh I think we can handle that"

From the baseball sceneWww@QuestionHome@Com

on a t shirt it said jasper or haleWww@QuestionHome@Com