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my friend begged me 2 read it i sent her this opinion and it made her sad!.!.is it really that bad!.!.!.!.!.what i think about the story!. In the story it shows no inication on why or how she is not like everyone else!. He says she is so fasinating but the book failed to prove to me how!. It is plainly ovious she is just so plain boring and plain looks how could he not find someone like her in 100yrs that fasinated him when she is just so plain!. Thoughout the whole book all it has done is to prove a reason she loves him is how good looking he is looking at his glistling cheek bones ha ha just all that stuff!. O and while we are talking about that his icy cool breath made me want some dentene ice and i hate dentine ice i think they just put some hidden advertisement in there but i had resisted!. How u ask!.!.!. Well it was simple my dear friend i was not in america so i was not in reach for the icy cool flaver of dentene ice!. O on pg 208 was the moment seeing this book was predictable and that was him saying there is one thing i didnt agree with and that is i care about u more then u care about me!.i realized this book was nothing but an author putting everything a teenage girl wanted to hear a man say to her without any reason on why hes saying loving things so u could goooo awww and say hes so unbelieveable cause well hes not believeable!. In all belief if someone said that to anyone (in real life) as he did with no real reason it just makes no sence cause she never gave him a reason to feel like that except explaining why she moved from Arizona so edward would have to a !liar! or someone who falls in love very easy with more then one girl at a time most likly(he is probuly inlove with alice)!. Having the book go thru all these narations on her doing stuff like cooking dinner talking to her mom i never thought of one thing out of her plain life making her intreging!. Except for the albino joke that was pretty funny mom being half albino(im gonna use that one)!.I also was guessing he was watching her from her window when she was faling asleep since she menioned several times how she would look out her window then go to her bed and sleep!. God when he told her he watched her sleeping and she talked in her sleep that was so stupit what he just sat in her tree relaxing with his toughts probuly thinking should i kill her or should i not!. If hes so careful why would he do that wouldnt the neighbors wonder in such a small town!. O and the worst things i had to go thru was how she was so often the dansel in distress god that pissed me off how they made her get into situations such as fainting and having a blood thirsty vampire only after her!. Then after he said it was more cause he wanted to get back at someone i was happy cause it was not all about bella FINALLY and alice was involved(shes hardcore)!. O and then after he saved her by sucking her blood she was like did u like what a tease ***** please man!. So this book would have to be made for the looser who has no one!. Someone alone with no one liking them as bella was and moving and everything turns out great because of everyone asking her out making her meaningless life turn into something!. So anyway after pg 208 the book became painful to read cause i knew what was going to happen throughout the whole book which did happen dansel in distress edward saves her lots of talk sayiong i love u i love u 2 peak kiss her saying ha ha sorry i know u want my blood( ha ha edward im bella im such a tease but u cant kill me cause u love me ha ha whos the monster now)!. And to my dissapointment bella and edward did not die at the end and so alice could have her own story in book number 2 and by the way in book number2 1st chapter is also something u would expect from a book like this but tell me if there is more alice in there so i can read it!. Im sorry i am bored of listening to what edward says and bella cause its very predictable its like reading my thoughts!. Ha ha honestly if they mention alice more in book 2 i will read if not i wont cause thoughout the book i have had moments where i would gawww in discust by how this book was just way to predictable, the author keeps making her almost die to get an easy omg i have to read the next 4 chapers now kinda reactions from the readers which happens over and over again,and then the moments o ur skin is so cold dentene ice and ur eyes wow well thats all that happens and i just have to be like gawwww this is getting old at every moment after pg 208!.
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Though this is intended for teens, a lot of adults have read it/are considering it so here's my review:

Basically the book (the first in a series of 4) is about a human girl who falls in love with a teenage vampire!. It's a very good idea, that's why I read it, but poorly executed!.

For starters, the characters!. Bella, the narrator, has all the charisma of a soggy Weetabix!. She is also whiny and clingy and doesn't appear to have any hormones until Edward, the teen vamp, shows up!. I tried to imagine her but all I could come up with was a soggy nymphomaniac Weetabix!.
A lot of teens and adults have tried to imagine themselves as her and live out some fantasy- I did try this but then you'd need to like Edward!.
Edward is perfection according to Bella- she cannot mention him without saying how beautiful he is!. I wasn't convinced as she tended to sound like a gushy greetings card most of the time and Meyer has written the character so he sounds like a freak and not an outcast!.
Edward isn't even an interesting freak- he's a cure for insomnia, he's that boring!. And readers think he's polite because he doesn't say 'Yo, you hot!' or something!. He doesn't appear very charming but apparantly he dazzles people, Bella says!. Not me!.

As for the rest of the characters, they don't have personalities either!. They just appear to be there in order to populate Forks (the town where the book is set)!. Edward's vampire family have some midly interesting histories but that is not a characteristic!. Alice appears to have a personality but the rest are devoid of one!.

Ooh, I missed out Jacob, the guy who likes Bella!. Given the choice between wolfy toyboy or vampy boytoy it is obvious who one would choose!.

And things that don't add up! Why would Bella, in my preview chapter of New Moon, have a nightmare about being 18 when Edward is still 17, but flirt with Jacob who is only 15!?
And if Edward is so turned on by Bella's blood, why does he stroke her face and neck etc!? Isn't that playing a bit too close to the jugular vein!?

Basically my advice is: read the book if you are feeling hormonal/lazy and want a nice fluffy Mills and Boon vampire story where they don't actually get it on!. Because with 'booky' Bella (she's read Austen and now we are led to believe she is literary elite) and 'dazzling' Edward (as exciting as toilet paper) you wouldn't want to read it in an intelligent mood!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

superb review, Kelby!. Great one!

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I haven't read this book because i had suspicion that it might be too predictable to read!.!.!. after what you wrote i understood that i made the right choice with not reading it!.
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