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I like monkeys!. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece!. I
thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand!. I decided not
to look a gift horse in the mouth!. I bought 200!. I like monkeys!.

I took my 200 monkeys home!. I have a big car!. I let one drive!. His name
was Sigmund!. He was retarded!. In fact, none of them were really bright!.
They kept punching themselves in their genitals!. I laughed!. Then they
punched my genitals!. I stopped laughing!.

I herded them into my room!. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment!. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high
speeds and slam into the wall!. Although humorous at first, the spectacle
lost its novelty halfway into its third hour!.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive, they
all died!. No apparent reason!. They all just sorta' dropped dead!. Kinda'
like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later!. Damn cheap
monkeys!. I didn't know what to do!. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all
over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase!. It
looked like I had 200 throw rugs!.

I tried to flush one down the toilet!. It didn't work!. It got stuck!. Then I
had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys!.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals!. That worked for a
while, that is until they began to decompose!. It started to smell real
bad!.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber!. I was embarrassed!.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them!. Unfortunately,
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds!. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad!.

I tried burning them!. Little did I know my bed was flammable!. I had to
extinguish the fire!.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed!. The odor
wasn't improving!.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom!. I severely beat one of my monkeys!. I felt better!.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not
allowed to dispose of charred primates!. I told him that I had a wet one!.
He couldn't take that one either!. I didn't bother asking about the frozen
ones!.

I finally arrived at a solution!. I gave them out as Christmas gifts!. My
friends didn't know quite what to say!. They pretended that they like them,
but I could tell they were lying!. Ingrates!. So I punched them in the
genitals!.

I like monkeys!.
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The tick tock tick tock droned on and on!. I mindlessly dazed at the chalkboard!.Would this day ever end!!? I decided I might as well think about Luke who was only a few seats away!. No one could deny that he was lovely, his face framed by a curtain of curls!.A loud cough awoke me from my daydream!.I turned around to see Natalie giving me a warning glare!. I mouthed the words "What!?" then turned back around to begin my daydream again when suddenly I landed on the hard floor with a thud!. Who saw that!?!? Would I dare risk looking at Luke!? I slowly turned my head in his direction careful to cover my blushing cheeks with my hair!. Sure enough his perfect eyes stared straight through me!.I could die from embarrasment!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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False!.

When I arrived home from the airport this morning, I discovered that my key would not fit in the lock!. When I did finally get inside, I discovered that none of my furniture or any of my other personal belongings were anywhere inside the flat!. In fact, other people were living there!. They did not seem to be able to see me, so I went searching right through the house trying to discover what the hell they had done with my stuff!. I found a newspaper that was dated six months into the future!. An article spoke of an enquiry into a plane crash that had occurred six months earlier!. I looked at the details and it said it was my flight!. All the people on board had been killed!. I was dead!. A ghost!.

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Sam walked under the "Police-Do Not Cross" tape with his irritation in full display!. They knew not to call him on tequila night!. They knew that this had better be good!. Damn good!.
"This had better be good!." Sam squints at Carla!.
"Oh it's good Sam!. Damn good!." Carla squishes her cigarette out on the pavement under her shoe and makes a motion with her finger to follow her inside!.
Sam first glimpses the legs sticking out from behind the table!. The pantyhose was torn on the right leg!. One high-heeled shoe was on the left foot, the other a few feet away next to the television set!. Sam grabbed the arm and turned the body over to look at the face!. His stomach tightened!. He bit the inside of his cheek a little!. His attempt to surpress the explosion of laughter that was trying to escape was almost failing, and he snorted a few times, then tried to hide it behind a cough!. The face had the worst makeup job he'd ever seen!. The lipstick was too bright, the lipliner about four shades darker!. Caked-on blue eyeshadow, and fake eyelashes were unevenly applied!. Rouge was dabbed on in almost perfect, clown-like circles on the cheeks!. And the fact that this was the guy that Sam's wife had left him for not seven months ago just made it too much to bear!.
Carla leaned over!.!.!."Told you it was damn good"Www@QuestionHome@Com

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"there once was a place where it never rained, the end"

Kidding!.

I was out, out doing whatever I do best, which was nothing!. I couldn't help, but to think and feel that there was something wrong with me!. Instantly My head and chest started to hurt!. It felt like heartburn, but how could I have heartburn!? I'm 16 for crying out loud! The pain in my head was unbearable!. There was no way I could take it, weird how I was having a normal day, and now I want to just shoot myself in the head to make the pain go away!.

Slithers of water came around me, I looked around to see people doing their normal routines!. They didn't even notice me, oh, let me rephrase that, they did notice me, they thought I was some freak!. But I was guessing they couldn't see the slithers form around me!. They Probably thought I was being chocked to death by the air!.

I could hear people's voices, and some of them were a bit rude, they could at least keep it to themselves!. People said stuff like "Is she being one of those black and white people who act out what they say, hmm I forgot" "What a freak" "stupid" "some people just crave attention" "Why is she doing that!? wait is there a talent scout here!?!" I turned to look at some rich person who was staring at me, she said "what!?" But her lips didn't move!.

This couldn't be what I thought it was!. I could read minds!.

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true!.

Today, the mail lady came up to my door with a package of dvd's for me and i answered in nothing but a robe!. She chuckled when she saw I only had a robe!.

It was kinda fun, though I was hoping for someone who wanted to sell me something so I could totally toy with them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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i spilled VERY hot coco on my chest this morning!. it hurt really badly!. i know that its not creative, but, when i told my friend she laughed, so i hope u have a good laugh =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Once Apon A time There Was An Ugly Man!.!.!.!.He Was So Ugly Every1 Died!.!.!.!.!.THE ENDWww@QuestionHome@Com

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today i sat around and asked the same question as you!. then it got deleted!. :(Www@QuestionHome@Com

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