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Question: How does Edward in Twilight have sperm if everything in his body is supposed to be dead!?
and how is he able to have an erection if he has no blood!?
it doesn't make sense because Meyer said that vampire's body's are just frozen in time, so how is this possible!?Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Hmmm!.!.!.because Stephanie Meyer is a joke of an author who doesn't really think about her books or put any real thought into them and just writes to please her many fangirls so they can secretly masturbate to the thought of some creepy stalker pale and fanged male model having sex!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

When Stephenie Meyere say's your body is frozen she doesn't mean its dead!.!.

because edward became a vampire during an age were he could father babies then he will always be able to father babies!.!.

just like when meyer said a pregnant girl who turns into a vampire will be pregnant forever!.!. not a pregnant girl who turns into a vampire will be pregnant with a dead baby!.!.!.


And of course he can have an erection because his body is made to fucntion with blood!. If the whole theory of him not being able to have erections because he doesn't have a functioning circulatory system were true!.!. then he wouldn't be able to do anything!.!. make any movement!.!. or even stay alive without blood!. and becuase that's obviously incorrect you can conclude that becoming a vampire makes your body work differently than human body!.

don't be dumb!.

And by the way!. Stephenie Meyer wasn't an author before twilight!. She was just an average lady who had an interesting dream and wrote it down!. So if her stories have flaws or a few confusing parts then deal with it!. I bet if you wrote down your dream it wouldn't become a best seller at all!. Or even get published for that matter so!.!.!.!. like i said don't be dumb!. and stop hating!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Stephanie Meyer forgot to include/mention in Breaking Dawn that Edward does have sperm within his body!. Carlisle figured that Edward wouldn't have to bring any condoms with him when he went with Bella on their honeymoon because his body is frozen in time and therefore, has no sperm!. Obviously, he was wrong, because Bella became pregnant with Reneseme!. His sperm ends up being the only real "liquid" in his body after all, and this is a surprise to both Carlisle and Edward!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

It would not be possible; but the thing is, a vampire or other walking undead would not be possible, either!. Sometimes you just have to be willing to go along with the fantasy and not examine things too closely for the story to work!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ok I am a twilight fan!.!. but this is just getting ridicules!.!. it is a book about vampires!.!. I don think the fact that his sperm is still in his body!.!. is the biggest issue here!.!. is just a book!!

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http://www!.stepheniemeyer!.com/bd_faq!.htm!.!.!.
it explains on her page!.
its hard to explain in person but check it out Www@QuestionHome@Com

like everything else in that crappy book, meyer's has a million and one plot holes to add to her list of "reasons why i am an appalling writer"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Simple!. Meyer contradicted herself once again!.

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It's probably that because whatever sperms were inside him when he was changed stayed in there - but the venom probably changed them, too!.

That's how I saw it, at least!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

smeyer wasn't using her brain!.
and she wasn't using it at all in breaking dawn, it seems like her agent just wanted her to write another oneWww@QuestionHome@Com

It's a plot device!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

this confuses me too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

wow this is the 9th twilight question on this pageWww@QuestionHome@Com

Ahhhh noooo you're such a spoiler! I just finished Eclipse and haven't read Breaking Dawn yet!

You should have said Breaking Dawn not Twilight!

I don't think Bella deserves Edward!. I just wanted to slap her, especially in Eclipse!.Www@QuestionHome@Com