The Newest Children's Book Pitch?

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Question:

Sally Sassafras knows something that no one else does!. Every six year old child thinks they do, of course, but little silly Sally has a doozey of a secret!. A secret so big it could tear her whole world apart!. Sally's daddy is a serial killer, and a good one!. In the basement he has as many people's heads as Sally's fingers and toes counted 8 times over! What will little silly Sally Sassafras do!?

This is going to be aimed at children aged 4-6, and the primary moral is to keep family secrets secret, or bad things might happen!.

What do you think!? Read it to your kids!? Maybe even in preschool classes or something, huh!? Any feedback!? I pitch it on Monday morning and I'm a little nervous!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Little Sally Sassafras could not play today!.
She stayed in at recess and planned to run away!.
She'd let Daddy's secret slip
About the heads placed on display!.
Now he was on his way to school
For the first grade's class Career Day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

WOW! Thats a great way to teach little children morals!. Make it a bit more scarier and - secrets or not - they will never open their mouths again!.

You go great! Though it may take time to make the kids understand what a serial killer is!

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Youre teaching little kids about serial killers
Youre telling them to not obey the law, as not immediately reporting a serial killer is a crime!.
!.!.!.!.!.I like Sally Sassafras though Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think this story would have a great moral, especially for the age you are targeting!. Top notch, really!.

It would be up there with!.!.!.oh, I don't know!. Green Eggs and Ham!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lol, nuff said!.Www@QuestionHome@Com