I need help writing a battle scene?

Question: I need help writing a battle scene!?

Its supposed to be comical!. Its between the super-heroe Pajama Man his side kick little PJ and there arch nemesis Trojan man and his henchman insomniac!. It takes place in the land of serta!. anything will help even if its just a few lines!. Im just getting writer's block!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Just keep in mind to not make the amateur writer mistakes!.
Arrows aren't fired, they're loosened!. The phrase "Ready, aim, fire!" is used for only guns because of the small explosion and fire used to ignite gun powder!.
also keep in mind to keep your fighting motions in key with the weapon!. Heavy axes don't slice, rapiers don't hack!. Rapiers are thin swords and they can slice!. Heavy axes wouldn't be light enough to slice an opponent, they would hack at him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com