TWILIGHT FANS: Jacob's dumb blonde jokes?

Question: TWILIGHT FANS: Jacob's dumb blonde jokes!?

hey!.!.!.!.does anyone know ALL of the dumb Blonde joke Jacob told Rosalie!?!?!? i know the one about braincells dying alone and how to drown a blonde, but does anyone know the rest!?!?!?

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lol one of the best parts, definatly one of the funniest (also thinking about Emmet loosing to Bella when they're arm wrestling!.)
I'll list all four: "Rosalie, how do you drown a blonde!? glue a mirror to the bottom of a pond!."
"Rosalie, how does a blond's brain cells die!? Alone!"
"It isn't hard for a blond to forget, just blow in her ear!."
"What do you call a smart blond!? A golden retriever!" Www@QuestionHome@Com

A blonde with a brain is a golden retriever!. To clear a blonde's brain you have to blow in their ear!. I think you have the other two down!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

why dont u look them up in the books!. gives you something to do lol!.

[they were a little mean tho!. and im not a blonde!. obviously lol]Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sorry! You should look in the book!. the jacob section!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

How to clear a blondes mind-blow in her ear!.
Umm, you got me!. Sorry!Www@QuestionHome@Com