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Question: Who of you Twilight fans think this is funny!? Got any more!?
These are some hilarious quotes I found/came up with:
1!. Bella Cullen shouldn't be allowed to name a pet, let alone a child!.
2!. Alice talking to Jasper: "If I can make you happy, I can make you horny!.!.!."
3!. Quil isn't the only wereworlf pedifile out there!.
4!. Save a horse, ride a werewolf!.
5!. I'd let Edward Cullen bruise me!.
6!. Save a pillow, bite me!.
7!. Jacob: "Oh, shlt, I imprinted on a talking fetus!. Hey-- at least now I know I'm not gay!."
8!. "I'm Edward f*cking Cullen, bltches!."
lol I got those off of some of some website!.!.!. but I made #2 up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
LOL!. Those are pretty good!. I like #1, and # 5 and 6 xD
I've seen another one!. You've heard of "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies" right!? Well, the one I saw had "Dark Side" and "cookies" crossed out!. "Come to the Vampires, we have Edward Cullen" :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Eh!.!.!. not really!. They're like blonde jokes!.
And for #2, it would be more likely that Jasper's saying that to Alice, seeing as he has the power to manipulate emotions!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Omg those are hilarious! I like #5! I got one but it is not that funny!.
I would buy a million new bed head boards for Edward Cullen!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
wow alot of those were funny somepplz must have put alot of thought into it ur #2 was rele funny i was cracking up and #6
i Luve EdwardWww@QuestionHome@Com
funny I like 2,5,6,7Www@QuestionHome@Com
haha Oh, wow!. Twilight, inappropriate!? I think I like it!.!.!.!. lolWww@QuestionHome@Com
i love #1 and #7Www@QuestionHome@Com
rofl! Number 1 is the best!.Www@QuestionHome@Com