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1969 was a big year for me!. It brought the change young boys anticipate most!.

No, you little pervs…football pads! Sandlot ragamuffins no more, this was our big chance to try out for Ridgeview Junior High and wear a Jays’ blue and white jersey!.

I was a late bloomer!. At thirteen, I was neither strong nor fast!. I barely survived the practice drills and quickly made my way to the end of the bench!. All I wanted to do my first year was make the team and wear a number!.

Back then a player’s number was his identity!. There were no names on the jerseys!. You knew who was playing what position by their number!. The rules still apply today!. Backs wear low numbers like 16 and ends wear high numbers like 80!. Linebackers and tackles have numbers like 44 and 99!. Show-offs wear the number 1!.

We got our numbers a few days before the first game!. The excitement was boiling as we filed into the gym!. We went spastic after seeing the two big cardboard boxes of jerseys on the floor!.

This was the most stressful line I would ever stand in!. I couldn’t watch!.

The best players got to go first!. All the starters went up one by one and looked through the neatly folded stacks for their dream numbers!.

Then the second string took there turn all at once!. After the smoke cleared the boxes were empty and the remaining shirts were scattered across the gymnasium floor!.

Us “Scrubs” picked last!. It was a dog pile!. I came up out of the heap with 45, a darn back’s number! One kid trying out for Full Back got 77 so we swapped!. We both smiled with the feeling of inclusion!. At least we had a number in the right sequence!.

They let us wear our jerseys to class the next day!. In my first hour a girl actually spoke to me!. She said, “I like your uniform!.”

I smiled and thought to myself, “I really do love football!”
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Sweet Lord, Tyler was 28!.!.!.!.special teams DEF!. He didn't like football too much, but loved the action!. (Take that any way you wish!.!.!.)

We're talking about the kid, who as a freshman asked PERMISSION from us to go out toilet-papering trees for Homecoming! We said "SURE, but if you get caught, you pay the price!."

HE GOT CAUGHT!.= $87 ticket!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Theismann had the best butt in football, that's when I really started to follow the game, and the broken leg certainly engaged my professional interest as well!.!.!.Thanks for the memories!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't know!. I am a girl and I am not American!. But then, I like your prose, and wish you did something with all these shorts (you did wear shorts too, didn't you!? not just jerseys!?)!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Tis The Beginning Of Football Season!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Nice Story,,,TD,,,,Nice Story

Exactly ,,,,,,,Thanks for the Memories!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Knowing nothing about football I found your story a lesson!.I now know why the boys all want to be jocks!.It attracts girls!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love it!! So this is TD's Coming of Age Story!.!.!.!.beautiful!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have two brothers, but my father took ME to all the Phila!. Eagle's games!. He was foreman of a factory and got free tickets!. We sat on the 50-yard line!.

Sports was one of the few ways we could bond--and talk!. He was not into literature and poetry and language study!. He took me bowling, even after I was married, to the movies until I started to date, fishing from the age of three!.

I love football, but not because I wore a uniform!.
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Football had nothing to do with me or me with it, but nice short short anyway!. I suggest you cut out, "no you little perves," and unify the first and second paragraphs!. Let the readers call themselves perves in their own minds for making the wrong jump!.
Do you only write short shorts or longer stories!? If you string a bunch of these together with a purpose you'll end up with an interisting novella or novel!.
Not that short shorts aren't really nice morsels, but people love to be led places!. It's like the difference between a slide show and a movie!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There's a whimsical saying where I live "nice legs, shame about the face"!. I have only seen your face, so I imagine you looked great in shorts!. LOL (what's the other saying "avatars hide a multitude of sins"!?)

Great story TD!. I am my father's favourite too Elaine!. I can relate to what you have said!.Www@QuestionHome@Com