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Charity Burbage: The Muggle studies teacher at Hogwarts!. She was killed by Lord Voldemort after she wrote an article defending Muggles!.

Hedwig: When Harry and the rest were leaving Little Whinging, they were attacked by Death Eaters and Hedwig got hit (accidentally) by Avada Kedavra!.

Alastor Moody: Killed by Avada Kedavra when leaving Little Whinging!.

Rufus Scrimgeour: Killed by Voldemort using Avada Kedavra!.

Gregorovitch: Voldemort was searching for the Elder Wand and when Gregorovitch couldn't provide it, Voldemort killed him using Avada Kedavra!.

Bathilda Bagshot: Killed by some of Voldemort's followers so Nagini could hide in her body to wait for Harry!.

Ted Tonks: Killed by Snatchers!.

Dirk Cresswell: Killed by Snatchers!.

Gornuk: Killed by Snatchers!.

Wormtail: Strangled by his own silver hand because he chose not to kill Harry since he felt he owed him!.

Gellert Grindelwald: Killed by Voldemort (using Avada Kedavra) during Voldemort's search for the Elder Wand!.

Dobby: Bellatrix threw her silver knife at Dobby when he was saving Harry and the rest from Malfoy Manor!. He died shortly after!.

Vincent Crabbe: Killed by Fiendfyre after the spell raged out of control in the Room of Requirement!. This happened during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Fred Weasley: Killed by Rookwood when fighting with Percy during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Severus Snape: Bitten by Nagini, Voldemort's snake on Voldemort's orders!.

Remus Lupin: Killed in a duel with Dolohov during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Nymphadora Tonks: Killed by Bellatrix in a duel during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Nagini: Harry asked Neville to kill the snake if anything happened to Harry (because the snake was a Horcrux) and so Neville did just that!. Neville chopped the head off of Nagini using the Sword of Gryffindor, which he pulled out of the Sorting Hat Voldemort placed on his head and lit on fire!. This happened during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Bellatrix Lestrange: Killed by Molly Weasley in a duel during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Tom Marvolo Riddle: His Avada Kedavra curse backfired and hit him in a duel with Harry!. Harry was the rightful owner of the Elder Wand Voldemort held (he had defeated Draco, who had won it from Dumbledore in Book 6), and that's why the curse backfired!. This happened during the Battle of Hogwarts!.

Colin Creevey: It's unknown who killed him, but he died after sneaking back into Hogwarts to try and fight (even though he was underage) during the Battle of Hogwarts!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Mad Eye Moody dies while they're trying to move Harry to the Burrow
for saftey purposes!.!.
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks die while in the final battle!.!.!.
Hedwig gets killed by death eaters in the beginning!.!.!.
Tonk's father gets killed by death eaters!.!.!.
The new ministry of magic gets killed by Voldemort & death eaters!.!.!.
Dobby gets killed by Bellatrix LeStrange!.!.!.
Fred killed by a Death Eater at the final battle at Hogwarts!.!.!.
Snape killed by Voldemort!.!.!.
Bellatrix Lestrange killed by Mrs!. Weasley!.!.!.
Wormtail killed by his own silver hand!.!.!.
Crabbe by his own 'cursed fire' spell!.!.!.
Colin Crevey by Death Eaters at the final battle!.!.!.
Voldemort gets killed by no one other than ; Harry

and i think that's itt :)
Besides a few others that they don't mention names in the book ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Hedwig (Killed early on by a D!.E!.)
Mad Eye Moody (Trying to save Harry)
Dobby (stabbed by Bellatrix)
Fred Weasley (In the battle at Hogwarts)
Voldemort (by Ice from Harry, and then decapitation with a sword by Neville)
Replacement Minister of Magic (Voldie)
Remus Lupin (In the battle at Hogwarts)
Tonks (In the battle at Hogwarts)
Tonks Father (In the battle at Hogwarts)
Colin Creevey (In the battle at Hogwarts)
Severus Snape (Nagini/self-sacrifice)
Wormtail (I think he chokes himself with that hand)
Crabbe (spell backfires)Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I'm not taking credit for all of these!.!.!.

In an epic duel of wands, Voldemort cuts off Harry’s hand, sending his wand flying!. Voldemort says:
“Dumbledore never told you about your father did he, Harry!?”
“He told me you killed him!” roared Harry!.
“No Harry, if you search your feelings, you’ll realise you know the truth!. Harry – *I* am your father!”
“NOOOOOOO! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! Dumbledore, why didn’t you tell me!?”
Dumbledore appeared (by magic of course) and replied:
“Because, Harry, I am your mother!.”

Ron and Hermione get married!. And then die!.
As they agree it’s the best career move!.

Voldemort dies!.
When he fails to notice a gas leak!.

Snape dies!.
Harry pushes him off a skyscraper in Los Angeles and you see his face as he falls backwards, in slow motion going “Noooooooo!” Then it all blows up, it’s brilliant!

Professor McGonicle dies!.
She commits suicide, on realising that she won’t be remembered for the fifty years she spent bringing Shakespeare to the masses but for fifty lines she said in a daft black hat!.

The Dursleys die!.
Richard Griffiths is so fat, it’s a wonder he doesn’t!. And Dudley’s a chav now!.

Draco Malfoy dies!.
Serves him right!.

Lucius Malfoy (the death-eater ponce with long white hair) dies!.
He is sentenced to death after dementors discover hundreds of indecent visions of underage wizards inside his mind!.

That filthy caretaker dies!.
He puts six month’s wages on the 3:30 centaur race at Kemptonium Parkus and loses the lot, so he drinks a gallon of magic cleaning fluid to drown his sorrows, sings a bit of Frank Sinatra’s My Way and collapses onto his cat!. Killing it!. Oh, Hermione had a cat too, that dies as well!.

Sirius Black dies!.
Which one’s he again!?

The Timothy Spall rat-type character dies!.
The filthy caretaker’s cat caught him!. Before it died!.

The Weasley Twins die!.
They annoy each other to death!. And me!.

Harry has a vision, in which Ron’s Dad appears and says “You ain’t seen me, right!?” and then disappears!. And dies!.

Ron’s Mum dies!.
Causing what little is left of the British film industry to grind to a halt!.

Ginny Weasley dies!.
During a botched backstreet abortion performed by Dolores Umbrage (Imelda Staunton played her)!.

Dolores Umbrage dies of loneliness and not getting a man!.
Even the Dementors said they wouldn't want to kiss her!.!.!. Ewww!

Neville Longbottom dies!.
During a sponsored 24-hour Dwayne Dibley impression for Comic Relief!.

Cedric Diggory dies!.
In the enchanted maze, during the final stage of the Tri-Wizard Cup!. Hang on!.!.!.

Professor Crillick dies!.
At the end of the first one!.

Tom Riddle dies!.
I’m getting confused now

Dobby dies!.
An unnamed Russian assassin poisons Dobby's sushi with polonium 210 - because the former Russian Premier is fed up of Dobby going around looking exactly like him and getting the look-a-like jobs!.

Buckbeak dies!.
What kind of monster was that!? And Fluffy the two-headed dog, he gets put down!.

Nymphodora Tonks dies!.
At Glastonbury, from an overdose of a magic potion she bought off a couple named Pete and Kate!. Her hair turned a million colours, but she never came back from the trip, man!. Hang on, her name sounds a bit porny!?

Luna Lovegood dies!.
When her caravan is burnt by local residents outraged at what her encampment has done to local property prices!.
And hers sounds even more like a pornstar name!.

Madam Hooch dies!.
Every week, in My Family!. Or when she sees her own reflection, take your pick!.

That dwarf who conducts the choir dies!.
Hagrid steps on him!. Shame, as he was going to do panto this year!.

John Cleese with the Pez-dispenser head dies!.
He’s a ghost so is already dead, but he dies anyway!.

Those spiders in the forest die!.
That giant that looks like Wayne Rooney kills them all with a giant rolled-up copy of The News of the Wizard-World!.

That Ford Anglia that flies doesn’t die!.
Cars used to have character, didn’t they!? These days you can only tell them apart by the logo stuck on the front!.

The Hogwarts Express is replaced by the Virgin Magic Line!.
Four trains a day, sixty quid return and they’re always late!.

Madam Pomfrey dies!.
She sneaks a crafty spliff made from Mandrake root and when she lights up out the back of the hospital, the Dementors take her to Azkaban for smoking in the workplace!.

John Hurt in that shop at the beginning dies!.
He was The Elephant Man, you know!.

Dawn French dies!.
She was the fat lady in the painting!. Did you see the size of her bosom!? Blimey!.

Stephen Fry's character dies!.
He’ll be in the sixth or seventh film, I bet!. Somehow!.

Rupert Grint stars in a sitcom pilot about a young lad working as a general dogsbody for a dodgy wizard!. He even rides da teem toon and sings da teem toon, “I could be magic for you”!.

Emma Watson stars in a black and white arthouse film as a hooker/lezzer/slapper/junkie whose clothes fall off every ten minutes!. Honestly, teenage girls are so predictable aren’t they I hope I never have any daughters!.

J K Rowling doesn’t die!.
But earns so much money she buys the rest of Edinburgh and rents it out!. It should be illegal to have that much money, I mean I’ve nothing against success, but come on!.

Harry Potter doesn’t die!.
What a surprise!.

In 2010, JK Rowling goes back on her word to write the much anticipated 'seven prequels' detailing the lives of James and Lily during their time at Hogwarts along with Snape and Peter Pettigrew and all the other irrelevant background characters!.
In the ensuing rush to buy books at midnight, instead of waiting for the normal opening hours, hundreds of thousands of fans die!.

In 2009!. JK Rowling is sitting in her luxury Beverly Hills mansion enjoying cheap coffee when an idea comes to her for a series of seven books!.!.!.

The central character is a young girl with astonishing magic powers!. Rowling wonders what it would be like for her to grow up in 1973 when the magical world is controlled solely by wizards while witches are having protest meetings outside the Ministry of Magic, casting spells such as Brassiere Inflammare and chaining themselves to the railings with unpickable lock and chain spells!.

Geneious Hunt is a wizard policeman charged with keeping the peace and he has no time for slackers, or Southern nonce Wizards who claim to be from 2006!.

The Master, played by John Simm, dies!. He wasn't in the books but I thought I'd mention it anyway just in case someone missed that episode of Doctor Who!.

In a Harry Potter version of 'The Weakest Link', Anne Robinson dies!. That wasn't in the book but wishful thinking, eh!?

Data dies!. There, now I've gone and spoiled "Star Trek 10: Nemesis" as well!.!.!.

Wizard booksellers Flourish and Botts die!. Their profits take a nosedive when ASDA and TESCO start a price war on magical books for Hogwarts' students!. Some of those books were going for only a few sickles!.!.!. Cornelius Fudge (before he died) was heard to criticise the two supermarkets over their price fixing and that it was leading to the death of the independent magical bookseller!.

A spokeswizard for TESCO had no comment on the untimely death of Messrs Flourish and Botts but took the opportunity to distance TESCO from the tragedy by encouraging all wizards and witches to visit their new TESCO Express in Hogsmeade to try the new organic range of potions for all occasions and the 'Buy one, get one free' offer on quills!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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dumbledore- snape instead of draco who was supposed to
harrys parents- voldemort
serious- bella his cousin
voldemort- harry
fred or george- battle
mad eye moody- during flight to save harry
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i forgot who died sorryWww@QuestionHome@Com

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