Tell me a good story

Question: Tell me a good story

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Once there was an ugly barnicle!. He was so ugly that everyone died!. THE END!. True storyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Well, one time i was at Macy's with my friend, and there was this guy who was really cute!. He was sorta far away though!. So, my friend and i talked about how cute he was and stuff, so my friend dared me to go up and talk to him, so i started walking his way!. When i got close enough i said "hi there" but he didn't say anything, he didn't even move!. I kept talking, but then i realized that the guy was a mannequin! i felt like an idiot!. Those things look so realistic!. Hahaha!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

one upon a time there was a guy that posted a non-question in YA and all the members threw stones at him :PWww@QuestionHome@Com

once upon a time there was a dragon that pooped out fire!. and he one time pooped so big that he killed everyone
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Read the bible!. Its hilarious!.Www@QuestionHome@Com