Rumors you have heard about Breaking Dawn?

Question: Rumors you have heard about Breaking Dawn!?

I've heard of a few silly rumors about Breaking Dawn!. I'm not going to believe anything until I've actually read it, but I'm just curious of all the rumors there are!. If you can post links, please do!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Hm, let's see!.!.

1!. Bella and Edward have a half-vampire baby named Nessi, which is short for Renesme!.
2!. They have sex in the ocean!. Ahem, ew!.
3!. Jake and Edward want Bella to have an abortion!. (Highly unlikely considering Stephenie Meyer is a devote mormon)
4!. Edward pimps Bella off to Jake and asks him to have sex with her so they can get her eggo preggo!.
5!. Bella stops caring so much about being turned into a vampire while she's still young!.
6!. Jake imprints on Nessie!.
7!. Rosalie dies!.

Basically, don't believe the **** you here!. Just read the book for yourself come Saturday!. I highly doubt this stuff is true!. I'm counting on it being a hoax for a variety of reasons!.

- Bella gets pregnant
- no descriptive sex scenes (for the dirty twilighters)
- Jacob returns so fast (for avid team edwardians)
- Edward is the most depressed in this book than all the others
- Bella is changed at the END
- Jasper is in charge of picking up Renee and Phil for the wedding
- It sounds like a Fan Fic
- Too much kissing (chaste ones, i'd like some steamy, hot, married couple ones)
- Lacy sleepwear!?
- Meeting the Denali Coven was rushed, and quite uneventful
- Jake scene was short, and an actual fight did not occur, it was stopped!.
- The chapters are still up, unlike the first chapter when it was leaked
- SM has made no comment about these spoilers, while she addressed those from the 1st chapter
- "Nessie"!.!.!.enough said!.
- Love Shield!? are you for real!?
- It's like every plot twist in every FanFic created
- Bella wants to stay human for sex!.
- Bella decides that her aging doesn't matter anymore!.
- Everything Bella hated, she now loves (ex!. marriage, children, skimpy lingerie)
- To distract Bella, Edward takes her out to do outdoorsy things, which she does, and doesn't ever mention being athletically challenged!.
- Denali mother + Vamp Babies Story = wtf!?
- Almost every single quote of the day is from the first 7 chapters, and the others are from parts that have been talked about constantly!. (they're usually quite spread out)
- Even though SM is made fun of for it, she still talks about Edward's looks and how 'godlike, perfect' and 'magnificent' he is
- No 'incredulous'!? No 'chagrin'!? why so serious SM!?
- it doesn't follow the same character patterns of the other books
- Edward is pro-choice!.!.!.and SM is mormon!.

Stephenie Meyer also admitted to writing a parody of Breaking Dawn called "Breaking Down" which had just about everything in it that would piss off her fans!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

To the people who've read the *supposed* spoilers I have to know!. Does Edward say "Opps" when he finds out she's pregnant!? xD Lolz!. That would really cement Stephenie Meyer's place in the hall of fail of it's true!.!.!.

All joking aside, I desperately hope the spoilers aren't true!. I actually read the spoilers by accident because I thought it was a joke!. I mean every other was "lolz edward lyks rough sex" and "love childz" xD If the spoilers are true Breaking Dawn is nothing but a joke!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

all these "Nessie" rumors are ridiculous!.
isn't it funny how half of America claims to have read the book even though a few books were released in just one store in Texas!?
ridiculous!.
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lmao Scanned pages!. I even saw a finger scanned page!. There's no faking this ****!. It reads, smells, looks, tastes, and sounds like Smeyer!. It's the real deal!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I heard for one Bella is going to be pregnent and Edward and Bella's love child will be named Nessie and Jake will imprint on NessieWww@QuestionHome@Com

I wish they were rumours!. but theyre true

*edward gets bella pregnant
*jacob imprints on the baby

Ridiculous, right!?
its real though

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I heard Bella's pregnant with Jacob's baby but i really don't believe that!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would be pissed if the rumors are true!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Edward and bella will get married!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't want the rumours to be true!!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

the rumors are b!.s!. i agree with Nessie isn't real!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com