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Question: Twililght- Who doesn't want to read it because of the reasons listed below!?
1!. They sparkle in sunlight
2!. They don't have fangs!
3!. They don't consum people blood unless they are evil
4!. They don't sleep in coffins! Or at all!
5!. Falling in love with a 'mortal' Oh pa-lease!
6!. Edward drives a volvo and goes to school! Vampires are not supposed to do that crap! They go out at night after gettting out of their coffin resting place and they search for humans to quench their thirst for blood! That is a vampire not the pansy who goes to school, falls in love with a mortal, drives a car, isn't affected by sunlight in a bad way such as buring to death, and who don't have fangs to suck human blood but they have regular teeth to get rats and animals! Stupid sorry you little Twilighters!
Whatever happened to the wonderful creepy bloody vampire stories we love!? Example- Inteview With The Vampire! That was great! They died in sunlight, they killed people, they suck human blood, it was funny and grusome! That is what I call vampires!
Anyone else agree!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I don't mind those traits, really!. Authors have a right to be creative!. If all vampire novels were the same, why would you keep reading them!?
I do despise Twilight for different, reasons!. Such as the bland, flat, boring, unrealistic, Mary Sue/Gary Stu traits all of them have!. And, of course, how it says that as long as a girl has a man, she needs no future, no education, no job, and no mortality; if a girl has no man, she is completely worthless; that it's perfectly alright to run off and do stupid things as long as someone will save you; that emotionally abusive relationships are wonderful (and yes, Eddie IS abusive!. If you want some proof, see my reply on http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!. ); that stabbing your friends in the back with every step is alright; that it's okay to have no friends outside of intimate relationships; that only the hottest, oddest, rarest guys deserve to be dated!.!.!. Things like that!. (Not to mention the writing style!. And the plot - or, lack thereof!. And no, a baseless relationship doesn't make up a plot!.)
/That's/ why I hate Twilight!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Didn't you ask this already!?
Get a life and stop being an attention seeker!.
If you don't want to read it,
don't read it!.
And especially, don't waste our time!.
If you like the gruesome bloody vampires,
go read Dracula and stop obsessing over
bashing a different book you know nothing
about!.
Your own arrogance and stubborness will
cause your downfall
someday!.
=]
Thank you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
i understand if you don't want to read it, but since vampires are pretty much a myth, its open to intepretation!. in fact, meyer's vamps are a lot like anne rice's vampires!. and anne rice (who wrote interview with a vampire) is like THE vampire writer!. its okay to be creative and put a new spin on something!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
i completely agree! seriously whats the deal!?!?!?!? i want a good old fashioned vampire that will totally want to kill me, and is gross and ugly!. oh and silver volvo's are totally over-rated hasn't anyone heard that orange is the new silver!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'm not into fiction or romance, so I would never read that book in a million years!. To me, fiction is pointless and boring unless it conveys a moral or is symbolic of something!. I stick to literature because the writers then had a purpose and meaning in their writing!. Fiction nowadays is written just to entertain people, and it doesn't require using your brains to think!. I like to learn when I read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
No, I don't agree with you, but hey! That's my opinion, and those reasons are only how Stephenie Meyer sees vampires!. If you see them as human blood sucking, coffin sleeping, fang wearing, sun allergic creatures, then whoo hoo! But that's just your opinion!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
OMG, YOU GOT VAMPIRES WRONG!!
No, hah hah! I've actually read it, but I agree, those traits do make the meyepires!.!.!. Lame!. !._!.
For people that say vampires aren't real, that's true, but vampires are MYTHS!. That means that basic guidelines have been set for them, like with dragons, unicorns, pegusi, etc!.
But you should read it for the LULZWww@QuestionHome@Com
everyone sees vampires differently and the reason why meyer wrote it like that is so that it can't stand out and no be like cliche vampires
and it doesnt seem like you read twilight because there was murder there was blood just not to the sickly extent since this book is for young adultWww@QuestionHome@Com
Um I like Twilight as well as Anne Rice!. Umm btw vampires are not real in case you missed the memo, therefore they don't die in the sunlight or suck human blood!.
Oh yeah plus Twilight is geared toward children so it's a PG book without murder and blood!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Like I said they are carnivorous fairies not vampires!.
I think that Meyer should have at least tried to make the vampires from twilight fit the criteria for vampires in some way but she didn't!. Therefore I see them as bunny eating fairies instead of vampires!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Ok you already asked this question and you just added one thing! That is so lame! No one wants to hear you complain! GET A LIFE! No one is telling you to read it and no one cares about your stupid list! WOW try being mature one day!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Well I love the Twilight books and I love the movie Interview With a Vampire!. I think they are both good!. I like to see the difference in the vampires!. It's fun to compare them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Although Twilight is not grusome some people prefer it!. If you don't like the books don't read them and don't ruin it for people who do!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
U r 1 seriously f*cked up frootloop
umm u knew that hella twilight fans [including me] were gonna say sh*t on ur question for insulting one of our fav books!.
Anywayz if ur gonna read a stupid book go ahead
u can kick rocks and dieWww@QuestionHome@Com
Um i disagree, sorry!. But if you dont like it then move on, go read what you want and stop complaining about other people's opinions!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I totally agree with you!!!!
All my friends have read it and I refuse because it is completely unrealistic!!! And now they're making a movie of it or something!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I thought the book was great and since vampires aren't real, the author can write whatever she wants:)Www@QuestionHome@Com
You haven't actually read Twilight, have you!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
You do bring up one question I've always wondered!.!.!. If you were a 100 year old vampire, would you spend your time going to high school!? **Shudder** Edward must be a glutton for punishment!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Interview with a Vampire was great!.
But, I hate to break it to you, but Anne Rice didn't write Twilight!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I like twilight and vampires are NOT real but to each their own as they sayWww@QuestionHome@Com
um the whole sunlight thing its lame why would any creature be destroyed by the sun!. Stephanie meyers way of depicting it, its more logical, it could if true be proved by some science!. also calling nice vampires stupid is like calling meean humans illogical, not possible!. With any species theres always an anomaly
have you even read the books!? if so you have a very morbid character to thing Twilight is stupid
sure to some people its not the best book in the world but most like it to some degree!. So stop being so pessimisticWww@QuestionHome@Com
Ideas about vampirism is so universal that you really can't pin a stereotype to it!. Everyone has their own ideas of vampire and supernatural being's characteristics!. In this case, Stephenie Meyer portrayed her vampires as wanting to fit in with human life and not wanting to be blood thirsty monsters like most vampires are made out to be!. She wants to tell her own stories and add her own little "sparks" in them!. Shes completely switching around the stories that you were always told about and making them interesting because you don't really expect it!. When most people think about a book dealing with a vampire as one of the main subjects they automatically think of all the cliches, ie fangs,blood, and coffins!. Stephenie is just mixing it up a bit, making it unique, and so many people love her for it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I'm pretty sure that you already posted this question, and i'm pretty sure i replied with this:
"I like these vampires because!.!.!.i think it's mainly because they're the monsters who never wanted to be!. Not the pathetic, totally weak ones from lore who die of a sunburn!. I mean, seriously, who WOULDN'T die of a chunk of wood shoved through your body But the sunshine burning them is just sad!. This puts vampires into a whole new perspective!. It gives them a whole new side!. It makes them the misunderstood good guys who are always portrayed as bad!.
I personally love them!. It's such a deep underlying twist on your average myth!.
?Graceful Little Alice?"
Now, i'm just telling you to GET OVER IT! You don't HAVE to want to read the series! We get that not everyone does! Just suck it up and deal with it! Goodness!.
?Graceful Little Alice?Www@QuestionHome@Com
I suppose Stephenie Meyer should have just gone along with all the typical "Vampire stuff" instead of being creative and making up her own facts!?!?!? Because everyone wants to read the same basic story lines over and over right!?!?!? (End sarcasm)
I loved Interview With the Vampire as well as other vampire stories and I also love Twilight!. They are totally different!. And honestly, I find it refreshing that there is a vampire story that doesn't follow the typical guidelines of garlic, fangs, and coffins!.
And I don't mean to be rude, but if you dis-like Twilight so much, why did you waste your time and ours to make a big, long post about it!? You are certainly entitled to your opinion!. But even though I am not interested in Opera music, I don't sit here posting about how much it sucks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I TOTALLY disagree!! That stuff makes it interesting!. Go Twilight!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
YOUR A ***** !!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE TWILIGHT IT IS THE BEST BOOK SERIES I HAVE EVER READ I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!. **** AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.!.!. ***** ***** ***** ***** *****Www@QuestionHome@Com