OME!!! Why didn't bella and edward do other "things" in eclispe???

Question: OME!!! Why didn't bella and edward do other "things" in eclispe!?!?!? EVERYONE ANSWER NOW!!!!!?

IN THE BOOK!.!.!.Like OME!!! They couldn't "do it" but they had so like like so like like many like options!. They could have done
anul or like
oral or like
mutual mas!. or like
other stuff!!!
I mean lets be real like Bella is a kind of like a pushover like scenario:
Eddie C: Give me liberty, or give me head!!!
Bella: Of course (gets on knees) your **** dazzles me!!!
Eddie C: I dazzle you!?!?!?

And eddie baby would like totally like do anything for bella like scenario:
Eddie C: We can't it's dangerous!!!
Bella: Either give it to me or I know a furball who will!!!
Jacob: (in the background pulling out condom!)

so like who like totally like agrees!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

L!.M!.A!.O!!!!
omg lol thats hilarious but i tottaly agree in a weird way
i mean i would like be mad because they are in love and i mean edward is capable of being careful i mean!.!.!.!.why does me assume he is so rough!.!.!.hes never tied it
and even that, hes never tried it
i think he should have had a fatherly disscusion with carlisle
or like, i dunno!.
but i also think i problem is that stephenie meyer, wether it was planned or not, targetted kids that are lije 12-13 so it might be like parental issues

i heard she made an adult version of elipse for her sister
well not an adult vrsion but a upper rated book related to twilight series

you should try and get that book =b

jkjk
but seriously that made me tottaly laugh thoughWww@QuestionHome@Com

Edward has limits, and edward and bellas relationship is about more then all that, but anyways he can hardly kiss bella without breaking his limits let alone anything else, READ the book again!.!.!.!.!. oh and ps This was ment for a audience of all ages, can you imagine a 12 year old reading ^ that!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's hilarious!. The publishers wouldn't likely publish a teen book with those "things" in it!. I'm pretty sure the most she's allowed is for them to cuddle, kiss, roll around, and imply sex (but they never once just say it)!. Any of the options you listed would take more detail than she can probably use!.

I'll bet you can find fanfiction with all of those and more though (and if not, you could write it, lol)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I seriously hope you are joking!. If not, sensible Twilight fans can see right now where this is going, and will stop bashing us Twilight haters and focus on getting their own group of obsessed fans logical!. How can you argue that Twilight is good when it's affecting fans like this!?
LuthienTWww@QuestionHome@Com

Because it shows how much Bella cares for Edward to do things his way!. This meant so much to Edward, and she loved him that much to wait for him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Jacob: (in the background pulling out condom!)

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hahahahahaha
sry but as much as this is wrong it's funny =DWww@QuestionHome@Com

This has no bearing on!.!.!. anything, really!. It's just lewd!.

Reported!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

lmfaooooo are you serious with this question!?

haha this question is a joke aimed towards twilighters isnt it!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can you PLEASE leave your fantasies AWAY from TWILIGHT! PLEASE just leave it alone! I want to enjoy it!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Most 12 year olds know more about this than their parents!Www@QuestionHome@Com

He could have killed her!. Better if she's a vampire!.

I really think you should go write a fan fiction about that lol!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

LMAO so funnyWww@QuestionHome@Com

no offense, but you've got some serious issues!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

uhhm, no!.
wtf!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

**** bella shes prude!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

What the hell!?!!?! This is soo inappropriate! What is wrong with this world!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

wow this is great!. i totally agree!.
lmfao tifhs ilmfs hahahahaWww@QuestionHome@Com

If you are joking it isn't really that funny!. If you are serious then no I don't really agree and I think it's a silly question with an obvious answer!. Doing 'other stuff' would be dangerous also!. also, Edward was born in 1901 and was raised with modest values!. Both Bella and Edward believe in waiting until after marriage until 'sex stuff'!. also, that would be inappropriate for the audience!. I doubt that Meyer will even include a graphic sex scene on Bella and Edward's wedding night!. I have given more than enough reasons!. If you want to read about that stuff well maybe you should read something else!. Twilight isn't based around sex, it's about love and Edward resisting Bella's blood and the conflicts that this unusual relationship encounters!.Www@QuestionHome@Com