Stephenie Meyer. What's the best way to appreciate her?

Question: Stephenie Meyer!. What's the best way to appreciate her!?

I wondered if anyone had any ideas on how to best appreciate the greatest author living today!? Since Stephenie Meyer is the greatest writer since Shakespeare I personally believe it only fitting that she be appreciated during her lifetime!.

Some ideas I have had already include:

Getting her on the U!.S!. Postage stamp

A life size golden statue in her likeness at Washington D!.C!., Philadelphia, and Phoenix among other locations(most likely one in every city/town)

A Pledge of Twilight!. This would be where everyone starts off their work/school day reciting a pledge of Twilight!. It would go something like this:

"I pledge to the Twilight
which contains Edward and Bella
the greatest written work in history
and its wonderful author
known as Stephenie Meyer"

That's all I have so far!. Please fellow Twilighters, help me come up with ideas for we shall surely be put in this history books as The Founding TwilightersWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I think we could:

1!. Add her face to Mount Rushmore!.
2!. Plaster a giant likeness of Ms!. Meyers on the moon, so all may revel in her glory!.
3!. Invade Greenland and re-name it Meyersland!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The Statue of Liberty's head should be replaced with a likeness of Meyer!. also, there should be a cult formed in her honor, with regular blood sacrifices!. Attire for the cult will be lots of glitter, to represent her groundbreaking idea of vampires being sparkly in sunlight!.

Praise Meyer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!. I laughed out loud for about 5 minutes and then I read it to my family and we all laughed for about 10!. I love Twilight very, very, very, very much but I think you are overdoing it a bit!. Maybe you could make a human sacrafice and sacrafice yourself if you love her so much!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

are you out of your ****** mind!. yea she's a good writer but there are a lot of people who are wayyyyyyyy better than her!. plus i don't think she be down for this kind of worshipping cult like stuff!. that's just creepy and weird!. yo you seriously need help!. please enjoy twilight but get a life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Okay, im all for Stepohenie being a great author, but i think you may be going a little overboard here, there are other people in the world after all, how are just as important,if not more, than stephenieWww@QuestionHome@Com

Okay, the Twilight series is my favorite!.!.
I absolutely lovee the books and I think Stephenie Meyer is amazing,
but this is going a little too far!.!. =/Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha!.!.!.ok!.!.!. I love the twilight series and everything else stephanie meyer writes, and I do appreciate her!.!.!.!.but I think the things you are suggesting (if you are being serious) are a bit too outrageous : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Slow down dude!
Wait, are you being sarcastic!? I hope, because this is just!.!.!. outright obsessed!.
She isn't even a good writer!. There is nothing special about her!.
Thanks for the laugh though!
2 points!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lol, I'm sorry hon, but Stephenie isn't anywhere near the greatest writer since Shakespeare!.

I doubt Twilight will be remembered in ten years!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Maybe name a couple cities after her, how about a couple history books about her trilogy and her loyal Twilighters!?

Lol, funniest thing I've heard in a long time!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Okay the sad thing is I think you are actually serious!. I am obsessed with Twilight too, but this is ridiculous!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

All i can say is that you got a serious promblem if you think stephenie meyer is the greatest author ever!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Since Stephenie Meyer is the greatest writer since Shakespeare
**************************************!.!.!.
I'm going to contain myself and not freak out!. But, come ON, you've got to be kidding me!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Youre the funniest person I've seen on YA in a long time!.
That really made me laugh!.
Along with some of your other posts!.
Thanks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Edit the Bible so that it says "Stephenie" instead of God!?

You are hilarious!. Good job trolling! Even if it has gotten old!.

?M?Www@QuestionHome@Com

If this wasn't funny enough, the people who took it seriously are effing hilarious!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This totally triggered my upchuck reflex!. Seriously!? Get a life!. No, wait, better: GO TO CHURCH!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I really hope you're all kidding!. I like Twilight, but this is kind of pathetic and scaryWww@QuestionHome@Com

xD This made me laugh my a** off!. I love the books, obsessed, but this is beyond what I can say xDWww@QuestionHome@Com

I believe the style of this question is called is 'satire!.'Www@QuestionHome@Com

lol! ur funy! thats a good idea! imade ten commandments! that statue thing in washington forks sounds cool though! but how will u get it done!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is scary :(
The books are good but nothing to go crazy overWww@QuestionHome@Com

How about putting her face on all the baseballs used by the MLB teams!? :PWww@QuestionHome@Com

r joking right buz this is patheticWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hey I love Twilight 2
but you are crazy!!!!
LOLWww@QuestionHome@Com

I love twilight but I think maybe this is a little much!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

wooooooooooooooooooow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. thats lameWww@QuestionHome@Com

build a sculptor of her in a museumWww@QuestionHome@Com

your a great fan but thats going to be strangeWww@QuestionHome@Com