How do you think of the book Swordbird by Nancy Yi Fan?

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Ok!.!.!. DaDaDa!.!. Blah!.!. Blah!.!.!. Yeah, she's a 12-year-old author and almost a celeb for being so young, but I think she's waaaay too overrated!.
Yeah, the plot may be okay!.!.!. I agree that!.!.!.
But the story's just way to bland and tasteless!. She says in her interview that she wrote jokes in the book, but I detected nothing that made me even move my lips!. If she thinks birds throwing pies at other birds is funny, I mean, who could be more childish!?
I just think that she's another Paris Hilton rich b**** on crack, and gave money for her book to HarperTrophy, a division of HarperCollins!. I mean, what kind of spoiled brat would learn swordplay just because her unpublished (at the time) writing has those scenes!?
Don't you think that she's one of those fugly bit**es that just want fame!?
I don't even understand why in the world she gets such good critic/reader reviews!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I have read what it is about, but I have never read the whole thing!.

Yes, I'd say its crap!. Especially from what you have said!. Birds throwing pies at each other!? Birds even doing anything gets old! You can tell a 12 year old wrote it! When I was around 12 I was going to write a book about Cardinals!.!.!.that went down fast after one paragraph!.

She learned fencing just because there was a scene in her book!? That is something to brag about!. I can hear it now at school!. "I am writing a novel, and WILL be published (in reality it really has no chance, but it did because idk why) and it has a sword scene in it, so I am taking fencing lessons just for that! They are expensive, just like my taste! Hahaha!"

Jokes!? How can a 12 year old write good jokes that aren't immature!?Www@QuestionHome@Com