OMG OMG OMG! quotes from the twilight book!!!?

Question: OMG OMG OMG! quotes from the twilight book!!!!?

i got these straight from stephenie meyers website, i can even in clude the link:http://stepheniemeyer!.com/bd_quotes!.html!.!.!. shes doing this thing, giving us fans a "quote a day" to kind of tease us a little bit!. here are the first three:1!. alice: "I'll play you for it!. Rock, pape, scissors!."
edward: "why don't you just tell me who wins!?"
Alice: "I do!. Excellent!."
2!. Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will i go on!?"
3!. Tanya: "Ah, Edward!. I've missed you!."

tell me what you think they mean!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

ummm!.!.!. those are quotes from breaking dawn!.!.!. i saw them earlier and was really excited!!! haha
i have no idea what's going on in the first one!. lol
in the second one, i figure bella is either being sarcastic, or she's really being dramatic over something, and if bella's being dramatic over something, it's something big!.!.!. don't you agree!?
omg!!! THE THIRD ONE is AWESOME!!! it means that tanya gets to see edward again!!!! that's gonna be a good scene!. lol!. well!.!.!. that could go anywhere!. but i'm just really excited to see what comes of it, even though i knew it was coming!.
sorry that i was no help! i just really wanted to vent all of my excitement to you!.!.!. poor you, lol!. good luck with getting a better answer from someone else than the one that you got from me!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

1!. not sure what they are playing for, but thats easy enough, Alice always wins!

2!. I think thats just Bella being sarcastic, maybe it's at the wedding and Mike is a Guest, or a groomsman [could happen!!?] and shes joking with him!. Im just having a hard time figuring Mike in, as shes already graduated!.!.

3!. I think its self explanitory and nothing to worry about, maybe Tanya and coven [lol] have come for the wedding; or to help fight somehow!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm not sure the context of the first one, but it's kind of funny!.
I think in the second one Bella is being sarcastic towards Mike, don't know the reason (obviously)!.
In the third one, I think the coven from Alaska (was it!?) either comes to Forks to stir up trouble, or Bella and Edward go to them for help!.
Thats the best I can think up, having not read the book!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

She put this on her myspace page:

" A few things to keep in mind about the teaser quotes beginning tomorrow:

1!. They are out of context!.

2!. They are out of order!.

3!. Some of them are purposely misleading!.

4!. I have a twisted sense of humor!.

(Number four is really the key point there!.)

The quotes will probably show up around midnight EST, but no guarantees on that!. Sleep is always my first priority!.

The quotes will be on my website, too, but I’m not sure what time my brother will have them up!. (There is a new little webmaster due any day now, so my site might have some lag time in the near future!.)

Enjoy the quotes…!.and don’t go TOO crazy trying to make sense of them!."

Don't panic!. All will be explained, no!? x)Www@QuestionHome@Com

1!. Probably something about the wedding!.
2!. Sarcasm!.!.!. Mike was probably like, "We'll never see each other again" and Bella said that sarcastically!.
3!. Tanya came down for the wedding, saw edward and said that!.!.!.I mean, it makes sense that the clan in Denali would come to the wedding, as they are friends of the Cullens!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

They probably mean, "girls should really stop obsessing over this book because it's not really all that good, and to tell the truth, it's really more of an insult to the English language, as well as everyone who says 'OMG OMG OMG'"!.
Sorry about being a *****, but really, can you ask good questions!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

the first probably has something to do with bella, maybe something with the wedding too
the second is definitley sarcasm
the third, tanya is going to be at the wedding, the whole denali can will probably be there too, it can't all just be bella's guest
AND I really love these quotes of the day!! It makes the 18 days of waiting pass by quickly!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I know! I'm REALLY worried about #2 and #3!.!.!.I mean, why is Bella talking to Mike!? AND why is Edward talking to Tanya and she's saying that she's missed him!?
What's going to happen!?!!?!

I'm so excited for the book!

:)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Emmet: Oooo scary!

^ todays quoteWww@QuestionHome@Com

OMG OMG OMG!
Why don't you just wait!! Don't want to be spoiled do you!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

who cares!.
find out for yourself when the book comes out!.
man people!.Www@QuestionHome@Com