WHEN! NOT IF! george bush writes a book, will you buy it?

Question: WHEN! NOT IF! george bush writes a book, will you buy it!?

and make this man richer!? why!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I would probably laugh hysterically and wonder how much he paid somebody to do it for him!.

But no, I wouldn't buy it!.

EDIT: Selentic, that just made my day!.

Another Edit: Aly, that just remade my day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Heck yes I'd buy it! To delve into the deepest thoughts of our president!.!.!.fascinating!. Plus, it would finally prove whether or not George is illiterate!.

"I'm also not very analytical!. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things!."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we!. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we!."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you!. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!."

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator!."

If only he would write a book so we could get to know more about his intellectual ideas!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Not in a million years!. Why not!? Very simple, he will have someone else write it for him (that's for starters), and two, why would I want to read more fantasy and poorly written one at that!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm sorry !.!.!.

It's just that the hilarity of the phrase 'George Bush writes a book' knocked me off my chair, and now the entire office is giving me strange looks!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

well george wouldn't be writing the book, so you know its impossible 4 me to buy a book he wrote if he didnt wright it
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No need to!. He's been a transparent 'open book' all along!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'd buy it, soak it with gasoline, and burn it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com