If a Harry Potter book fell out of the sky and hit you on the head you would...?

Question: If a Harry Potter book fell out of the sky and hit you on the head you would!.!.!.!?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Sue JK Rowling for injuries!. Pax-CWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'd grab it and start reading it for the ten millionth time!. Then I'd start to wonder why books were falling from the sky!. Then I would come up with some complicated theory to come up with the reason (Like it falling from a plane that was being attacked, etc!.) Then I'd run to my friends and tell them about my theory and they'd tell me that I was being over-analytical!. Then I'd add it to my collection!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

probably black out

but then i would take it cause our books are dead!. seriously, my siblings and i just randomly decide to read them every once in a while so theyre always all over the place and our dog likes to chew on them so the are really broken!!

but i also dont think they were binded very well because not long after we got the 7th one, it got dropped and now two sections are loose!. and the first got dropped and the cover is only connected to the pages by a bit of paper and masking tape

so ya, i would take it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Look up and yell, "Okay, this is so not funny! Who threw that!?!"

EDIT: Unless it was a hardcover, or one of the bigger ones, or fell from a very big distance!. Then, I'd pass out!. (Or, if it was all three, I think I'd be dead!.)

EDIT2: Ginerva, your answer is hilarious!. Love it!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm new to HP!.!.!.I'm only on the first book!. It's OK so far but I don't understand all the hype!. Doesn't seem extraordinary to me, at least so far!.

Edit: yeah I'm giving it a chance though just because I love books!. I don't really like the movies and actors in them but I'll finish it :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

HA HA!. !. !. I THINK IT'D SCARE THE SH** OUT OF ME
SINCE IT FELL OUT THE SKY AND I'D BE IN A LOT OF PAIN
SINCE IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD AND THOSE BOOKS ARE
BIG AND HEAVY! LOLWww@QuestionHome@Com

Well, depending on how far up it fell from, I might just pass out because of the resulting head trauma!. =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

With my luck!? I wouldn't be able to do a thing !.!.!. I would be dead!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Throw it back!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i would prolly start reading it!. lol!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

uh!.!.!. either say "ouch!" or pass out
=)Www@QuestionHome@Com