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Question: Shooting a wedding and I need a camera!. Help !?
I accepted a job as a wedding photographer about a month ago, but I don't even own a camera!. I was going to spend the couples initial deposit ( it was substancial, I don't work cheap) on a camera to shoot the wedding with, but I forgot to order it, and now it's out of
stock ! The weddings tomorrow afternoon!.!.!. What can I do !? Can I sue Adorama !?
Does anyone have a fancy-looking DSLR I can borrow for the weekend !? It'll be ok as long as it has automatic mode!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
It's a Bentley!. About as fancy looking as they get!. Trust me you will look like a pro and a million dollars!.

Please send 99 cents plus $799 shipping to!.!.!.get it to you overnight! Optical lens included at no extra charge!.

You're saved!

http://www!.flickr!.com/photos/fredfisher/!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I sure hope you're joking!. Although if you are, that's just as bad!. If not, give the money they paid you to, and hire them, a photographer!.

If you don't have a camera, you're turning out to be more of a con artist than a photographer!. Shooting a wedding is one of the most hectic jobs even to professionals!. If you have no experience with it, they're most likely going to be severely disappointed with the results, and taking into consideration your user-name includes 'amateur', and you don't have a camera, I can't imagine you have much experience!. Do them a favour and spare them the bad memories, and spare yourself from an angry couple refusing to pay!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

DSLR's are way overrated, and they are heavy!. Really, you just need them for shooting myspace pictures!. For weddings, they are overkill!. Seeing as how I like your avatar, you may borrow my granddaughter's 110 Barbie camera!. She hates Barbie, so it is practically new!. About 12 shutter activations!. It has a built in flash, auto wind, and fixed focus, which are all important features for a wedding photographer to have!. also film has a look that digital just can't achieve!. Best of all!.!.!.!.
It's PINK!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You will probably look like you're very unprofessional if you show up with a camera you're unfamiliar with!. To compensate for this problem you should conduct yourself in a professional manner, the best way to do this is when you're talking with the bride & groom ask them "so, do you guys have an open relationship!?" most photographers forget to ask this question and end up leaving there alone!.
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Dude, some of us have worked long and hard to become good at photography!. It is more than point and shoot!. Really, it is!.

It is tiresome to see you posting absurd questions in a forum designed for community members to actually HELP each other!. From the questions you've posted in the last few days, it has become obvious you are just screwing around!. Find a hobby, read a book, get a LIFE elsewhere!. Most of all practice the following phrase:

"Would you like fries with that!?"Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have a Polaroid Pronto you can use- you will have to get film for it though!. I also have an old Bentley you can use for a back up!. You will have to get film for it too!. I also have a broken tripod you can borrow!. Hey, need a second shooter!? I am wanting to shoot some concerts and a wedding might be good practice!. Oh yeah, and my k2 with the kit lens!. You can borow that too!. Hey wanna join my group!?
http://tech!.groups!.yahoo!.com/group/shutt!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well your just going to have to call them and ask for some more money aren't you !?

Fotoz you are very very rude with no sense of humor at all !. No wonder you don't have any friends !. If only other people took you as seriously as you take yourself!.
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Make a pinhole camera!. The bride and groom may need to wait a bit longer during the necessary exposure but hey, they're spending the rest of their lives together, so what's a few minutes!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, you can sue Adorama since it's pretty obvious they turned you into a trollWww@QuestionHome@Com

Sure, let me know which camera you want!.

On second thoughts take them all, you look trustworthy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Your funny !!! this cant be an honest question
Thanks for the 2 points though
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Haha!.!.!.thank's for the laugh!.!.!.and the two points!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

just use one of the geusts camerasWww@QuestionHome@Com