How about a big head of lettuce on your wall!?
http://minneapolis!.craigslist!.org/art/88!.!.!.
Is this not one of the funniest postings on Craigslist ever!? Check out the measurements of three and half feet! One thousand dollars for a head of lettuce! (And before someone gets all serious and flags this, Note that I'm just trying to share some joy)Www@QuestionHome@Com