Art that doesnt go together?? Please Help!?

Question: Art that doesnt go together!?!? Please Help!!?

for my art project i have to draw 2 things that don't go together!.!.complete oppersites!. Like my friend is doing Marmite with a snail on top!. I Have no clue what i can do can anybody help!? It needs to be practical!. Thanks!
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I'm not sure what you mean by 'it has to be practical' - do you mean that you have to physically put the two things together!? I thought you just had to draw a picture!.!.!.!?
And do you want things that just don't go together normally, or diametric opposites!?

Anyway, some 'things that don't go together':
Computer (or ordinary) mouse/shortbread
Fish/blanket
Engine oil/custard
hamster/sulphuric acid (probably not a good idea for a 'practical')
Book/egg

And some 'complete opposites':
Sugar/mustard
Light bulb/parasol
Ice cube/match (that'd be a good one, if you could get the match in the cube - any art teacher would like that, I'm sure!)
Motor/anchor

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You can draw a bride in a white wedding dress!.!.!.!.on a funeral!.Now i think that's something very different, and it may seem morbid!.But i don't think it would be practical!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You could draw some body part ie!.nose and have something like a battery coming out of it!. Or you could draw a famous figure had throw in like a cheeseburger somewhere!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Do a coloured object with another object with shading like a pie with nails in or something random!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A person in a birds nest!.
Musical instrument on a plate with a fork!.
A Dolphin driving a car!.
Flowers growing out of a garbage can!.
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A rabbit with a shotgun,with dead men hanging from its belt!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Healthy food vs junk food i!.e!. a chocolate saladWww@QuestionHome@Com