Whats a cool, cute, funny cell phone greeting?

Question: Whats a cool, cute, funny cell phone greeting!?

i need a cell phone greeting that isnt so boring!. can anyone help!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Oompa Loompa, Colette is not home, please leave a message after the tone

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a greeting as what you see when you flip up your phone!?!?
just write "hello :)"
or your name (but spice it up, like if you have an "i" instead write "!" or an "a" to "@" etc!.

if you're talking voicemail, say something like "hi" and say "hold on" after a while and then be like "oh, please put a message after the beep" to be like a TRICK :)

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