Free one liner jokes?

Question: Free one liner jokes!?

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i took these jokes from
http://rude-short-jokes!.blogspot!.com/200!.!.!.
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be SUICIDE!
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Women's rights!

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