Please put a FUNNY caption to this picture?

Question: Please put a FUNNY caption to this picture!?

I asked this question a min ago, but got nothing! Come on people I know your twisted on the inside!.!.!.make it interesting!!!

Its a photo project Im doing for the hubby!.

Thanks!

Funniest (BTW were not offended by much, please make it interesting!!!) Gets 10 pts!

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