Famous People In A Nativity Play....?

Question: Famous People In A Nativity Play!.!.!.!.!?

Who would you choose as the cast!?

Jordan as the Virgin Mary
Peter as Joseph
Peter Kay, John Prescott, David Beckham as the three wise men
Julian Clarey as the Angel Gabriel
Simon Cowell as the shepherd
Chesney from Corrie as the Baby Jesus
Jeremy Clarkson as the donkey!.!.!.!.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Brad and Angelina as the holy couple!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Delia Smith as the Star from the East (Anglia)Www@QuestionHome@Com