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Question: I am a vicar in a mystery and murder night!?
has any one any advice on a 3min funny prayer to say at the graveside in good tastrWww@QuestionHome@Com


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See if you can find a copy of the script for See How They Run, which is about funny vicars!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dear Lord,
The deceased was !.!.!.relatively beloved!. Well, someone must've liked him, hey!? (laughs awkwardly) He's given a lot to the community- in fact he's populated half our town!. That's quite an achievement!.
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky!.!.!.no, that's not how it goes is it!?
Ah well!.!.!.lob him in,boys!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dear Lord it wasn't me,honest,it was the butler
that done it!.Sob the rest of the time!.Www@QuestionHome@Com