Have any good (clean) Shakespeare jokes?

Question: Have any good (clean) Shakespeare jokes!?

I'm giving an oral report on one of his poems and would love to start with a good joke!.
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[From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!. Becomes: In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten!.

We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare!. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true!.Www@QuestionHome@Com