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Question: PLEASE HELP Monologues!?
I am auditioning for the best christmas pageant ever!.!.!.!. i really want to play imogene (for those who dont know, imogene is mean and loud, she hits kids and smokes) so does anyone have a good monologue that is 20-30 seconds and that is fun!.!.!.!. but shows a mean side!.!.!.!. IT HAS TO BE FUN thanks so much! if you could type them or give the linkWww@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Hey, you stupid kids!
(run out onto lawn)
Get off of my lawn!
(punches little boy and pushes little girl)
(little kids say their ball rolled onto her lawn)
I don't care about your freaking ball!
(pops ball with tooth)
Now get outta here before I gotta call the cops! And I gotta get back to Days of our Lives!. There's a pack of cigs waitin' for me!
(stomps off of lawn into house and slams door)
Ahhhh, (puffs smoke) nothin' like a relaxin' Soap Opera and a nice fresh cigarette!.
WHAT! STEPHENO HOW COULD YOU!
Wait!.!.!.I think I've had deja vu! THIS IS A FREAKIN' RE-RUN! GOD!
And I bought a pack of cigs for this lousy RE-RUN!


How's that!? I thought of it fresh!.Www@QuestionHome@Com