Any good ideas for a monologue a minute or less long?

Question: Any good ideas for a monologue a minute or less long!?

I'm trying out for this new play called ZAP! at my high school and cannot seem to find any monologues!. I need it to be comedic and preferably a female part though it doesn't have to be!. Please and thank you!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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My favorite monologue is There's Got to Be a Better Way!. It's in this book called 101 One-minute Monologues or something like that!. The character is Faith, who has had the day from hell working at McDonald's with PMS, getting mad at a lady who has bugged her three times!. I've used it a number of times, and it's always funny!. Although, if you don't like it, if you find that book there are lots of other good ones in there!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

ok heres one-

its about an older sister tricking her little toddler sis into doing her chores for her!.

"Julie see this chart!? its a list of chores mom made!. it says things like "make your bed" and clean your room!. and each time i don one of these things mom gives me a star! a shiny star! A beautiful star!. sometimes even gold! look over here!. theres my name and-hey! your name isn't on her at all!. oh no! that means you can never ever EVER get any stars, thats not fair! i bet you'd love lots of pretty stars, wouldn't you!? mom must think you are too young to earn stars!. Hey! i have an idea! i will make a chart like this with YOUR name on it and keep it under your pillow!. then every time you clean up my room or make my bed i will give you THREE STARS! i'll feel kinda sad to only get one measly star from mom, but, i'll do it cuz i know it will make you happy!. want some silver stars right now!?! okay-go set the table!.

this is from an awesome book- its one an award in Comedy monologue competitionWww@QuestionHome@Com

How about something like!.!.!.you're reading in bed and you suddenly see a spider near your foot!.!.!.you throw your book at it and it escapes!.!.!.under the covers!.!.!.!.!.you freak out!.!.!.all the blankets end up on the floor!.!.!.!.and you end up sleeping on the living room sofa!.!.!.!.

Lots of room for comedy and girly emotion!.!.!.Good Luck!Www@QuestionHome@Com