Skit Ideas??

Question: Skit Ideas!?!?

Ok, so at band camp we have this thing called skit night where each section puts on a skit!. We want it to be funny but witty!. It doesn't have to be about band at all, it could be whatever!. Oh, and what are some funny questions that you could ask and ex-trumpet player who decided to move on to a different section!?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Have you ever chewed gum and gotten it stuck in your mouthpiece while playing!?!?

Sooooo, I hear you're a pretty awesome trumpet player!.!.!.!.where's your instrument!?

Are you just holding this (insert instrument here) for somebody!?!?

Sorry but I'm runnign a little low on band puns right now!. I'll try to keep this updated!Www@QuestionHome@Com