Hi i need a short monologue. please?

Question: Hi i need a short monologue!. please!?
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an easy one from the movie mean girls, youd be regina george talking to katy (regina is super mean)

"Let me tell you something about Janice Ian!. We were best friends in high school!.!.!.I know right!?!? It's so embarrassing, I don't even,!.!.!.!.!.!.whatever!. And in the 8th grade, I started going out with my new boyfriend, Kyle!. He was totally georgous, but then he moved to Indiana!. Janice was wierdly jealous of him, like, if I blew her off to hang out with kyle, she'd be like, why did'nt you call me back!? And I'd be like, why are you so obsessed with me!?"Www@QuestionHome@Com