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How about this one!? I've done it before and actuall refered to another person on Yahoo! Answers and got chosen as best answer! Here it is: "Black is such a drab color, but I have to blend in with the sky, and all my surroundings so I guess I have no choice!. But back to the penguins!. I live one block away from the city zoo!. I see all the creatures, because I go there a lot!. Ever since I have been planning this, I have gone two times a week! It’s so sad, trapped behind bars and glass!. Not able to attack!!.!.!.I mean…run free!. Sorry, I tend to get a little excited!. What about the other animals you may ask, what about the birds and the turtles and the peacocks!. My answer to you is this!. I can only handle one species at a time, but eventually I will clean out the whole zoo! All in good time folks, all in good time!. Here we are at the locked gate of the zoo!. HA! These zoo people think they can people out with a simple locked gate! Think again! (climb over gate) Now, be careful, we have just jumped into danger! Shhh…!.I think I hear something…oh but don’t worry it’s just those silly monkeys, screeching in their sleep!. Now, we have to make a run for it!. It’s about 200 meters away, so you must be very longwinded, but think you can make it!. Ready, on the count of three!. One, Two, Three! (run very fast) Great! We made it without anyone suspecting a thing! I am so sneaky! Ok, you can be sneaky too!. Oh look! There they are sleeping on their wonderful hard rock beds of ice…how wonderful!. (enter penguin exhibit and talk to penguins) Ok, enough with this silence!. Everybody Up! Let’s go, let’s go, single file, please be quiet,…!.let’s stop the wing flapping there!. Ok, let’s go!! Yeah run free, you are free,…Go, Go Attack!!.!.!.!. I mean Run! Run free!!! Hey, they were supposed to run!. They look kind of sick!. Whoo, it is hot out here!. Oh no, I didn’t think of the weather! I sure hope that penguins don’t melt!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

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This is my favorite one!. You can show off a lot of different emotions and look really psychotic, and it's quite funny if you have energy!. It's the one Joan Cusack delivers in Addams Family Values!.

"I don't want to hurt anybody!. I don't enjoy hurting anybody!. I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won't listen and so I have to use persuasion, and slides!. My parents, Sharon and Dave!. Generous, doting, or were they!? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu!. My birthday, I was 10 and do you know what they got me!? Malibu Barbie!. That's not what I wanted, that's not who I was!. I was a ballerina!. Graceful!. Delicate!. They had to go!. My first husband, the heart surgeon!. All day long, coronaries, transplants!. "Sorry about dinner, Deb, the Pope has a cold!." Husband number 2: the senator!. He loved his state!. He loved his country!. Sorry Debbie!. No Mercedes this year!. We have to set an example!." Oh yeah!. Set this! My latest husband!. My late, late husband Fester, and his adorable family!. You took me in!. You accepted me!. But did any of you love me!? I mean, really love me!? So I killed!. So I maimed!. So I destroyed one innocent life after another!. Aren't I a human being!? Don't I yearn and ache!.!.!.and shop!? Don't I deserve love!.!.!.and jewelry!? Good-bye everybody!. Wish me luck!."

Break a leg!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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go to stageagent!.com!. I was looking for a monologue too and this is a really good site!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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