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Question: What a good snotty girl monologue!?
Nothing from Mean Girls!.!. I'm curious I haven't seen any and I think it would be useful to have one!.!.!. Thanks! =)Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Lucy's monologue about waning to be queen from You're a Good Man Charlie Brown!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I was thinking of the same play as theatre Doc!. "Mame"!.
The characters name is Gloria Upson she's maaahhhhvelous dahling!.

Have fun whatever you choose!. Make sure even though you play a 'snotty' girl (from any play) that you don't get trapped into playing the character one dimensional!. A good snotty character has many gooey layers!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Faith works at McDonald's!. She is having the day from hell!. She has been pestered twice by the same customer!. When the customer complains a third time, Faith loses it!.

Faith: Ma'am, I replaced the first burger free cause it "didn't taste right" to you!. And the second burger cause you said it wasn't cooked enough!. Now you're telling me that this burger is burnt!?! You have got to be kidding me!. Where do you think you are!. This is McDonald's! We ain't serving no sirloin steak! $5!.25 an hour and I gotta put up with the likes of you!. I'll tell you what!. Why don't you come back here, take my greasy apron and my stupid hat, and stand back here in 128 degree temperature and cook your own burger til you're satisfied!. Oh, and hey, don't forgot you gotta smile nice for all the customers while you're sweating to death and the French Fry boys are whispering perverted jokes!! No!? Doesn't sound like a good old time to you!? Well then, I highly suggest you take that burger back to your little table, eat it, and think about how lucky you are that I didn't smush an apple pie in your face!. Have I made myself clear!? Thank you!. Have a nice day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is going to be extremely vague!.!.!. but on the forensics team at my school last year, one girl did a 'Cheerleader' sketch!. It wasn't really snotty - just preppy/bratty!. I'm sure you can find it somewhere!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

a good snooty girl would be the one in 'Auntie Mame telling the story of the ping pong game which she thinks is so funny and other think is stupid!.Www@QuestionHome@Com