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Question: Oh NOOO! William Shakespear's Taking Over Oliver Cromwell!.!?
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Shakespeare died when Oliver Cromwell was 17 years old!. As far as I know, we don't have any idea if Shakespeare had any influence on Cromwell whatsoever!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You must use every means within your power!.

Shakespeare is known to be particularly averse to floral print gowns, and his special weakness is santa snow domes!. If neither are available then you must focus your attentions on Cromwell, try slapping him internittently whilst asking him rapid-fire questions about subsistence-level farming in the Orkneys!. This is not a proven method, but is suspected to have been an instrumental factor in reversing Thomas Middleton's malign absorption of Cardinal Wolsey!. Parallel's drawn with this instance are likely to prove futile, however!.

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